The Daily Feud: The Big Lebowski by Elendil's Heir [Game Over

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Object of the game: Try to think of the most popular answer, to get the most people matching you. Google is allowed, if you desire. Only answers that are “serious” will be scored. Joke answers will not be considered, as it is not fair to other players.

Scoring - Any answer duplicated by anyone else is worth 100 points divided by the number of entrants. For example: 50 entrant game = 2 pts per answer. If 4 people match that means they each get 8 pts for that answer. No matches = 0 points.

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The game will end either when we have 50 entrants, or at 3:30 PM Central on Thursday, 02/19/09 whichever comes first.

Good luck!

  1. Name your favorite character from The Big Lebowski.
  2. Give a catchphrase or line from the movie.
  3. Would you ever fuck with the Jesus?
  4. Best-dressed character: the Dude, Walter or Donny?
  5. Like Maude, do you consider coitus “a natural, zesty enterprise”?
  6. Who or what does the Stranger (Sam Elliott) represent?
  7. Name the best song heard in the movie.
  8. Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, is it, at least, an ethos?
  9. Who is your favorite secondary character from the movie?
  10. Would a BJ from Bunny be worth a thousand dollars?

I’ll have to pass on this one. Never saw it.

  1. Walter
  2. “The Dude abides.”
  3. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
  4. The Dude
  5. Yes
  6. The rational voice of narrative cinematic history
  7. “Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In)”
  8. Yes
  9. Jesus Quintana
  10. No

Me neither, but it’s a Doper favorite, so maybe I’d better check it out. I think it’s about a rug.

  1. The Dude
  2. Fuck it! Let’s go bowling.
  3. Nobody fucks with Jesus
  4. The dude
  5. Yes
  6. The Stranger
  7. Looking out my Back Door - CCR
  8. Yes
  9. Dieter
  10. Yes

#9 because it’s Flea

Not sure what the point of this feud is though…

What do you mean? Never having seen it, I don’t know if the questions are “questionable,” so to speak.

I’ve never seen this movie. And having seen the questions, I don’t think I can fake this one with Google. I’m outta here!

ETA: AuntiePam…so a Lebowski is a rug? Like a Persian or something??

  1. The Dude
  2. Shut up, Donny!
  3. Yes
  4. Walter
  5. No
  6. The Dude’s Conscience
  7. Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In)
  8. Yes
  9. The Jesus
  10. Nope
  1. The Dude

  2. “Don’t fuck with the Jesus!”

  3. Certainly not!

  4. Walter

  5. But of course

  6. The lost West

  7. “Hotel California”

  8. Yes

  9. Brandt

  10. Yes

  11. as performed by the Gipsy Kings. Not the Eagles, man. I hate the fuckin’ Eagles.

  12. Lebowski’s nervous aide, as played by PSH

  13. At least, I suspect so…

  1. Walter Sobchak
  2. “Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”
  3. No. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
  4. Donny
  5. Yes. And, don’t be fatuous.
  6. Society.
  7. *The Man in Me *- Bob Dylan.
  8. Nihilists! Fuck me.
  9. The Jesus
  10. Yes. If Brandt can watch.

6 - Us. We. The royal we. That kind of thing.

Never seen it either.

  1. The Dude
  2. Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
  3. No
  4. The Dude
  5. Yes
  6. Faith
  7. Hotel California
  8. No
  9. Peter Stormare
  10. No

7: As performed by the Gypsy Kings
9: Who plays one of the Nihilists

  1. The Dude
  2. The carpet just pulled the room together, man!
  3. Nobody fucks with the Jesus
  4. Walter
  5. Yes
  6. The Dude’s father
  7. Just Dropped In To See What Condition…
  8. Yes
  9. Donny
  10. No
  1. Walter
  2. This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass
  3. Yes
  4. Donny
  5. Yes
  6. The Coen brothers
  7. Just checked in
  8. Yes
  9. Brandt
  10. No
  11. Eight year olds, dude.
  12. None of them were dressed very well. Donny seems like the only one who dresses like an adult at all.
  1. Walter
  2. “That carpet really pulled the room together”
  3. No
  4. Walter (love those shorts)
  5. Yes
  6. God
  7. That Flamenco “Hotel California”
  8. Yes
  9. “The Jesus”
  10. No

I mean it looks like most of the questions posed are intended to illicit the appropriate responses i.e. lines from the film.
Therefore, it’s more a quiz than a feud.

And there’s 4 yes/no questions…

  1. Jeffrey Lebowski
  2. Dude
  3. No
  4. Walter
  5. Yes
  6. Death
  7. ‘I just dropped in to see what my condition my condition was in’
  8. Yes
  9. Donny
  10. No

*7 I don’t know the exact title but I believe it’s a Willy Nelson song, and it’s played when The Dude is knocked unconscious at the pornographer’s house.

  1. The Dude

  2. Fuck it Dude, let’s go bowling.

  3. You don’t fuck with the Jesus.

  4. The Dude

  5. Yes

  6. America

  7. Just Dropped in…

  8. Yes

  9. The Jusus

  10. Yes

  11. I’ll be right back…gotta find a cash machine.

I don’t think The Dude’s rug was a Persian, but the one he stole from the other Lebowski probably was. Some guys break into The Dude’s house – mistaken identity, they were looking for the rich Lebowski. One of the guys pees on the rug. The Dude goes to the other Lebowski’s house and wants recompense for his ruined rug. He doesn’t get it, so he steals one of the other Lebowski’s rugs. Mayhem ensues.

  1. The Dude
  2. Shut the fuck up, Donny
  3. No
  4. The Dude
  5. Yes
  6. God
  7. Viva Las Vegas
  8. Yes
  9. Sam Elliott
  10. No