- The Dude.
- The Dude abides.
- No.
- Donny.
- Yes.
- Spirit of the West.
- The Man in Me
- Yes
- The Nihilists
- No.
- The Dude
- “Shut the Fuck Up, Donny”
- No
- Donny
- Yes
- The Greek Chorus
- Looking Out My Back Door
- Yes
- Karl Hungus
- No
Ooh! I’m gonna write one now! I used to bowl lots of leagues. Good idea! PM me is you have ideas for questions.
- Jeff the Dude
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass
- Nobody fucks with the Jesus
- Donny
- Yes
- Narrator
- Just dropped in to see what condition…
- Yes
- The Jesus
- No
Joe
I’ll join Rebo in the lounge for this one. Bloody Mary’s and hottub Rebo? 
- The Dude
- It really tied the room together
- Yes
- Donny
- Yes
- Me
- Viva Las Vegas
- Yes
- Brandt
- No
- the Dude
- Shut the fuck up, Donny.
- no
- Donny
- yes
- you got me
- The Man in Me
- yes
- Jesus Quintana
- no
!!!splash!!!
- The dude
- Shut the fuck up, Donny!
- no
- Donny
- no
- who?
- what?
- yes
- Walter
- no
- Walter
- Shut the fuck up Donny
- Nobody fucks with the Jesus (I’m not 8 years old, so he can’t fuck me either)
- Donny
- No
- The narrator
- The Man in me
- Yes, even if it promotes castration.
- Brandt
- Sure, but I’d rather grab $100 so I can watch.
- The Dude
- Over the line!
- You don’t fuck with the Jesus.
- d. The Jesus
- I find it without joy.
- the narrator
- Just Dropped In
- fuckin-a
- Walter
- I’d pay $100 to watch
Ok, guys. This Feud has prompted a rewriting of the rules, and a tightening up of what constitutes an acceptable answer. I understand this was a comedy movie, but how the fuck am I supposed to figure out if “8. Nihilists! Fuck me.” is yes or no???
Consider yourselves warned. In the next Feud, read the new rules. They will be enforced.
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Name your favorite character from The Big Lebowski.
1. The Dude 24 -
Walter 6
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Give a catchphrase or line from the movie.
2. Shut the fuck up, Donny. 9 -
That rug really tied the room together. 4
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Fuck it, Dude, let’s go bowling. 3
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The Dude abides 3
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This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass 3
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Nobody fucks with the Jesus. 2
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Dude 1
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Hey, there’s a beverage here! 1
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Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback. 1
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Over the line! 1
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Without a hostage there is no ransom. Those are the rules 1
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Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man. 1
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Would you ever fuck with the Jesus?
3. No. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. 27 -
Yes 3
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Best-dressed character: the Dude, Walter or Donny?
4. Donny 13 -
The Dude 10
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Walter 6
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d. The Jesus 1
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Like Maude, do you consider coitus “a natural, zesty enterprise”?
5. Yes 24 -
No 3
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Coitus? 1
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I find it without joy. 1
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You mean like sex? 1
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Who or what does the Stranger (Sam Elliott) represent?
**6. Me/Us/America/Society 5 -
The Narrator 5**
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Spirit of the West 4
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God 3
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The Coen brothers 3
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The Stranger 2
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Death 1
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Faith 1
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The Dude’s Conscience 1
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The Dude’s father 1
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The Greek Chorus 1
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Voice of reason 1
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who? 1
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you got me 1
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Name the best song heard in the movie.
7. Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In) 15 -
The Man in Me 4
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Hotel California 3
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Looking Out My Back Door 2
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Tumbling Tumbleweeds 2
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Viva Las Vegas 2
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Run Through the Jungle 1
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what? 1
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Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, is it, at least, an ethos?
8. Yes 24 -
Nihilists! Fuck me. 2
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No 2
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Nihilism is very exhausting; Naziism is an ethos 1
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They were Nazis, Dude? 1
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Who is your favorite secondary character from the movie?
9. Brandt 6 -
Dieter 1
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Donny 3
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Karl Hungus 1
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Larry Sellers 1
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Maude 2
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Peter Stormare 1
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Sam Elliott 1
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The Jesus 10
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The Nihilists 1
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Walter 3
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Would a BJ from Bunny be worth a thousand dollars?
10. No 20 -
Yes 7
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Are you sure he won’t mind? 1
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I’d pay $100 to watch 1
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Uh, I’m just gonna go find a cash machine… 1
These (underlined) are the same answer, FYI.
I’m sorry Rebo, is that a 10 or a 1?
And the winner is ~drumroll~ wheresgeorge04! Woo-hoo! ::flings confetti:: wheresgeorge04 got 8/10 top answers. Good job! Perfect was 556.67.
Thanks all, and thanks Elendil’s Heir. We’re all (me included) going to have to work at reasonable questions in future Feuds though. Sometimes I get in a hurry to post the next one, and I don’t review them very well.
All questions need to have multiple answers, but preferably NOT MILLIONS of them! We also need to minimize the yes/no type questions.
New one soon.
1. wheresgeorge04 550.00
2. El_Kabong 540.00
3. JustAnotherGeek 516.67
3. Fiddle Peghead 516.67
5. Paintcharge 496.67
6. gonzomax 490.00
6. want2know 490.00
8. Manduck 486.67
9. Ichbin Dubist 480.00
10. Scarlett67 476.67
10. ArchiveGuy 476.67
10. Švejk 476.67
10. Miller 476.67
14. criminey.jicket 473.33
15. The Superhero 466.67
16. RickJay 436.67
17. astorian 423.33
17. Elendil’s Heir 423.33
19. Qadgop the Mercotan 416.67
20. Sparky812 410.00
20. Etumretniw 410.00
22. Larry Borgia 390.00
23. Gangster Octopus 380.00
24. WormTheRed 366.67
25. Rodd Hill 346.67
25. Pushkin 346.67
27. Jack Batty 326.67
27. tds1273 326.67
27. Munch 326.67
30. UTejas 286.67
As one of the ones who answered, “Nihilists! Fuck me!” instead of “yes” or “no”, I would just like to say that A) I fully understood I was throwing myself on the comedy sword, and B) I’m glad someone else thought of it.
Wohoooooooooooooo! I’m not last 
Damn, I rock!!!
Thanks for putting up with us, Rebo
Well, yeah, it was a bit of a shambles, but TBL is one of my all-time fave flicks and I came in Second, so WooHoo!
6th place With 30 instead of 50, that is equiv. to 3rd.in a regular feud Pretty good .
Worm what condition is your condition in? 24 th out of 30, that is equiv. to 42 th in a regular feud.
I’ll update it.
crimeny - I failed to sort that group correctly. It changes the total perfect points to 570.00.