The Dart Appreciation Thread!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Oh My God! I threw the ugliest, most vicious, henious, hurtful darts last night! Alas, they were wasted against the freakin’ computerized soft-tip board, since in live in a cave in the middle of nowhere and have no-one to play against, and since my wife parked her ass on the internet, tying up the phone line so I didn’t get the call begging me to play for my pal Geoff in the league at the begining of the season!

It was ugly! 6 marks, 7 marks, three-in-a-bed, Ton 80s. I beat the board one game by 189 points to zero and it didn’t even get to 15s or bulls. I wasn’t even really trying to point, but I just kept pounding triples. Had another game where I opened with a 7 mark on the 20s, followed by a 7 mark on 19s, put 3-in-a-bed on 17s-- Man, why couldn’t I have had these darts when I could have used them!

I gotta get ahold of my buddy and get my ass back on a team! I need a new trophy! I need to start a new, steel-tip league! (I have a promise from the local Budweiser guys for sponsership, but I don’t have the time to organize one)

I love darts! (probably cause I usually win! :smiley: )
hows this for pointless and mundane?

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I love Darts, too!!! While I didn’t get most of your OP, I must express the love I have. I drove one for many years. Had the slant 6 engine that ran like a young doe chased by 5 horny bucks! Blue, it was. 1972. Then the '74s came out and looked like total hell.

snif

sure miss that car.

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Yeah, I had a '71 Dart Swinger that I just loved. Got me through college, despite much abuse.

I just turned down a chance to buy another one for $400. Still kicking myself.

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Mmmmmm… Cricket.

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ya know, i almost put “Dodge Owners Need Not Apply” in the thread title, but that would have made this drop like a stone!

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Yep. Leave out the wiseass contingent, and the whole board would be pretty much extinct.

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Count me in for a game of darts!

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Hey I like darts, but I have NO clue as to what you just said. I think I can make it up but not 100% sure. I haven’t played in a long time though, I do have my own darts though.