What are the definitive lyrics for the Catalina Magdalena song? The way I learned it when I was ten was:
*(Chorus)
Catalina Magdalena
Hoopensteina Wallentina
Hogan Logan Bogan was her name
She had to ears like sails on a boat
Her Adam’s apple wobbled up and down her throat
(Chorus)
She had a neck like a ten-foot pole
And right in the middle was a hairy old mole
(Chorus)
She had two hips like battleships
One stayed home and the other took trips
(Chorus)
One day a truck hit Catalina
The driver had to buy a whole new machine-a
(Chorus)*
(Probably missing a few verses, but that’s all I remember.)