BEHOLD!!
The glorious family tree of DONALD DUCK (CLICK LINK HERE).
Somebody has Cecil Adams’s eye for detail, but waaaay too much time on their hands.
Hm…I think I may have spotted a mistake. They have Scrooge McDuck listed as Scrooge Duck. Unless there’s another Scrooge in the line.
Also, I don’t see Drake Mallard in there anywhere!
Nope, Scrooge McDuck is in the third row from the top, about thirteenth from the left.
Good lord.
Manuel Gonzales. Heh.