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- I know a guy with the same kind of beard and I could get a costume. Would they accept a bargain Bin for half price? - MC
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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my bin Laden was missing again. This happens all the time – he’s detachable.
Sometimes, when my mom is talking on the cordless phone and making dinner at the same time, she’ll leave the phone in the freezer. Maybe we should look there.
He’s in the trunk.
With Jesus
Maybe he’s with OJ’s Heisman trophy. You know, the one he claimed he couldn’t find after he was ordered to turn it over with his other assets after losing the civil trial.
Damn Trout! I was just singing that! “Detachable Laden”
Okay, I want you to re-trace your steps.
Did you have your bin Laden when you went out yesterday to shoot that Afghani woman you caught with a TV set?
Did you have it before the big meeting with the 600 clerics?
Did you have it when the Pakistanis came over?
Dammit, Taliban. I’m tired of you always losing your bin Laden. If you can’t keep track of your bin Laden, I’m going to just have to pin it to your jacket with safety pins, just like we did with your mittens last February.
Has anyone looked in Jimmy Hoffa’s grave?
I know where bin ladin might be…He just put on one of those full body coverings that the Taliban make their women wear, and he is just walking around. So now we have to send someone to check that the women are actually women. Any volunteers or women we can practice on?
you know, now that you mention it, there’s that creepy guy who just moved in downstairs…he had a lot of boxes marked
‘GUNS’
I can’t believe no one has seen
this yet
Come on Taliban
Tell me where’s bin Laden
or Powell’l come and start searching your homes.
Ha! That’s priceless.
[Ultra-Theatrically-Naive Man!]
But…but I thought the Taliban said bin Laden wasn’t in Afganistan or that he wasn’t involved…
pause
Wait…you mean they LIED? How could they do it? How could…OH MY GOD, MY WORLD IS IN TATTERS!
[/Ultra-Theatrically-Naive Man!]
[clicks on Miss Creant’s link]
[splort] Haw!
You owe me a new keyboard, babe.
[going upstairs to clean up]
I sometimes stick stuff in the wrong pocket of my purse. Maybe he’s at the bottom, suffocating amongst loose change and Jolly Ranchers?
::MsRobyn shakes her purse out, finds about two dollars in loose change, six Jolly Ranchers which she throws out, a couple pens, and some tobacco fuzz::
Nope, no Bin Laden in here
Robin
I know! I know! He’s gone undercover…
Searching for the REAL KILLERS!
Did ya ever notice how you always find your Osama bin Laden in the last place you look? Wierd…
Or you don’t find it till you’ve replaced it.
:shudder:
Robin
Is that what I stepped in? Eeew.