The donkey swallowed the handcuffs key

“The court was told that the donkey went berserk in the middle of the night and ran amok in the hotel corridor, forcing hotel staff to call the gardai.
McCarney was found in the room wearing a latex suit and handcuffs, the key to which the donkey is believed to have swallowed.”

He should have known better than to trust a donkey.

What an ass.

psssst the linky no worky

Link is OK – just try again.

Does that mean it would have been OK to bring in a sheep instead?

Don’t be silly, no one would believe a sheep was a “super rabbit” so he wouldn’t have been able to check-in in the first place.

I wonder if they had a rash of donkey-in-room incidents in the mid-1830s?

(Is there such an act?)

/shrek. Pick me, pick me? /end-shrek.

Of course, with the rabbit part, anyone else think “that’s no ordinary rabbit!” ?

That, and is the article serious about the law?

Questions upon questions with this incident…

Why am I hearing a jaunty Irish folksong with the thread header as the title?

For some reason this was my favorite part:

Sue the donkey! Sue the donkey!

Princhester thinks it’s a load of donkey doo.