The Dry Spell is Over! YES YES YES!

[Scubaqueen]

@scootergirl

Oh long long >snip!<

BTW, I am certified too, but I have only gone diving in cold ass water here in the NW coast. The coolest creature I saw was an Octupus under a sunken paddle boat. It came out just for me. At least I’d like to pretend that it was just for me. Oh was he wonderful to dive with. I am dying to go in tropical waters some day. I hope to go to Cancun and Cozumel next year.

yes, it’s a thread hijack. but just for this: scooter, there IS no diving but in warm water. brrrrr! i can’t imagine diving in the NW!!!

definitely try for the lower bahamas, like turks and caicos. dive in your swimsuit, but bring reef gloves. 200’ viz in all directions.

forget hawaii. too much particulate in the water.

[not_what_you_d_expect]

Oh my gosh, the bomb fire thing is cracking me up! I was once in charge of a question type game for a group of RV Owners. These were all old folks that liked me quite a lot and that I thought I knew pretty well.

So I added the question about where is the most exotic place you ever had sex to the game. Oh, you could have heard a pin drop. I thought they were gonna run me out of town.

I like exotic sex stories, darn it. That does not make me bad.

[even_sven]

Congrats on getting your groove back! Have fun with it!

high five

[Autolycus]

@Arrendajo

The sushi, of course.

Nyotaimori eh? Hope you weren’t a maguro

[scootergirl]

@even_sven

Congrats on getting your groove back! Have fun with it!

high five

Why thank you! Yes, lots of fun so far.

[scootergirl]

@not_what_you_d_expect

Oh my gosh, the bomb fire thing is cracking me up! I like exotic sex stories, darn it. That does not make me bad.

I guess I’m glad people are getting a chuckle out of it even if I’m a bit embarrassed about it. Spanish is my native tongue. I learned English when I was 12 years old. I make these ridiculous mistakes sometimes which some find endearing, but I just want to hide when this happens…*sigh.

I like exotic sex stories too… NO, you are not bad.

[mlees]

Only a year?

pfft…

[Jenaroph]

YES! YES! YES!

Apparently, that’s what she said.

[SmellMyWort]

@Digital_is_the_new_Analog

Now THAT would be an instant classic “ask the..” thread!
-D/a

Dragon NaturallySpeaking?

[not_what_you_d_expect]

@scootergirl

I guess I’m glad people are getting a chuckle out of it even if I’m a bit embarrassed about it. Spanish is my native tongue. I learned English when I was 12 years old. I make these ridiculous mistakes sometimes which some find endearing, but I just want to hide when this happens…*sigh.

I like exotic sex stories too… NO, you are not bad.

Oh, I didn’t mean to embarrass you. I think it was very endearing and just made the story so much better. I mean, Sex is the bomb, right?

[scootergirl]

@not_what_you_d_expect

Oh, I didn’t mean to embarrass you. I think it was very endearing and just made the story so much better. I mean, Sex is the bomb, right?

No worries. That’s right, sex …well…good sex, IS the bomb!

[Boyo_Jim]

@scootergirl

…I CAN be a patient person!..

Have you considered that the reason you haven’t had sex in a year is because you are TOO patient?

[scootergirl]

@Boyo_Jim

Have you considered that the reason you haven’t had sex in a year is because you are TOO patient?

Well Boyo Jim…life is not always fair or pretty. The patience that I was working on was nothing compared to what my dear friend and lover was going through. So I made a decision that I could feel good about…it certainly didn’t kill me.

[Rachellelogram]

The Lonely Island has a really funny song called I Just Had Sex. It came out not long before I broke my last dry spell. I listened to it many times that night and felt really smug. It was fun

To the youtube!