I have also discovered clues in Simpsons reruns that have led me to believe that before settling down and raising a family, Homer Simpson was one of the Sex Pistols. I’m calling this one the D’oh Vicious Code.
I have discovered that the lost descendent was spirited away to Buffalo. The whole story is encoded in her folk songs. I call it the Di…
I’m sorry, I’m being pursued by an organization of devoutly religious cartoon penguins.
DocCathode writes:
> Try again. Remember that the serpent ate the fruit of immortality before
> Gilgamesh could get to it.
Oh, sure, that’s what you members of the Orthodox Sumerian Church want us to believe, but we know that you introduced changes into The Epic of Gilgamesh. Tell the truth now, you’re actually an agent of Die, Opus, Die, the secret underground army of the Sumerian Church, aren’t you? (Incidentally, what does Bloom County have to do with any of this?) When The Du Rante Code comes out, all your strategems will be exposed. I’ve already signed Steven Spielberg to do the movie, which will star Bruce Willis as Durante and Julia Roberts as Mrs. Calabash. I understand Arnold Schwarzenegger will be looking for a new job soon, so I’m trying to sign him for the cameo role of Enkidu in the flashback scenes.
Actually, the real story is that Leonardo had a cough and sinus congestion at the time.
Yes, it should really be the da Vinci Cold.
Finland!
All the answers can be found in Finland! It’s all so clear now! It’s the De Pirkinning code. And with only one click (in the right place), it can be converted to readable, understandable English!
Eve,
…I see what you were saying about Ink -A Dink -Doo it works on many levels.
**Here and there, ev -'ry where: ** Obviously a cipher for God, but the phrasing confirms the Trinity and even hints at the divinity of the Beatles and that yes Paul is dead.
Jim
A female student of Italian Renaissance art is now known as a Da Vinci Co-ed.
I’m waiting for the porn film of that title.
Huh? I’ve only been in an Orthodox Sumerian church once for a baptism. My oxfords were permanently stained with ox blood. No, the humor was not worth the cost of replacements.
Back To The OP
Durante had a nose like an eagle. What toxin caused problems for the bald eagle?
DDT!
DDT is C[sub]14[/sub]H[sub]9[/sub]Cl[sub]5[/sub] That could be a alphabet code for Nie. Which could indicate we need to Fear Bill Nye the Science Guy.