In honor of this Dilbert strip, this is the Duh! Thread.
I assume you know the rules.
Well DUH!
Unless you changed them and didn’t post them. You’re supposed to post them.
No, we don’t.
DUH!
Maybe the rule is that you have to state something obvious.
Duh!
Well, that should go without saying.
Duh!
Well then why say it?
Double Duh!
Duh point nine, nine, nine recurring!!
Becuase without saying anything, it would hardly be a post, would it?
Duh!
DUH!
(See I don’t have to say anything to make it a post. Oh wait. Damn)
just cos you type stuff doesn’t make it a real post
DUH!
A post is simply a reply, so typing stuff equals post.
DUH!
Not if you don’t submit it!
DUH!
Well, if you don’t submit it, it ain’t a post.
DUH!
Two blondes on either side of a lake.
Blonde A: Hello! How do I get to the other side?
Blonde B: Well, Duuuh! You ARE on the other side.
Hey! I resemble that remark. 
Q: What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?
A: Thanks for the refill!
You’re not supposed to hijack this thread with blonde jokes.
DUH!
D’OH!!
that’s me… always out of sync with the rest of humanity
A blonde is being interviewed for a job. The interviewer asks her what he thinks is a simple question: “How many letter d’s are there in Indiana Jones?”
The blonde thinks a moment, then starts counting on her fingers.
When she runs out of fingers, she removes one shoe and counts on her toes. Then she removes the other shoe and counts on those toes. At last, she announces her answer: “Sixteen.”
“Sixteen!” the interviewer says. “How do you figure there are sixteen d’s in Indiana Jones?”
And the blonde starts singing:
“Duh duh DUH duh,
Duh duh duh,
Duh duh DUH duh,
Duh duh duh duh duh.”
You’re only supposed to have one duh in each post.
DUH!
(Damn, that’s two)
Come on, which Duh-brain decided to hijack with blonde jokes?
DUH!