Not “get” as in “receive”, SAL, but “get” as in “understand”.
DUH!
See, she says “big red truck.” And it’s funny.
It’s funny because, see, she’s trying to tell them how to get to her house? Because there’s a fire? At her house? You know? And … she blonde!
Hah hah hah.
I mean, giga-duh!
I still don’t get it…
And I swear I’m not blonde.
So she says “Big Red Truck”. How does that relate to them finding her house?
Seriously, I’m confused.
Tsubaki: Go back, re-read the joke, and right before she says “big red truck,” mentally add this prefix phrase: “You can find my house by driving in your…”
And that there’s a heapin’ mountain of mecha-godzilla DUH.
Wait, I think I understand the Riddle of the Joke now. Just change a couple of words, indicated in bold.
A blonde calls 911. When the operator answers, the blonde screams “HELP!! My house is on fire!” The operator connects her with the Fire Department…“Fire Department, what is your emergency?”
The blonde yells “HELP ME!!! My house is on fire!!”
Fireman says “Ok mam, calm down, What is your address?”
The blonde says “I can’t tell you…I don’t even know you!!”
Fireman says “Lady, how are we supposed to get to your house?”
The blonde says “DUH…in the BIG RED TRUCK!!!”
I wonder what the hair color of the person who posted this was?
Do you think it could be …
AAAAAHHHHHHHH! The penny drops!
(I’m not this bad usually, I swear).
Thanks Cervaise and Andy.
And I read the punchline a little different…
As a delivery person I am used to calling people and have them say well its the house with the red car or the blue Jeep or whatever … So I read it as the blonde saying the house with the red truck … DUH!
maybe I should smack myself and save you all the effort:smack:
Yeah, but then you may damage your already messed up brains.
Duh!
No, we need to get ** auntnut** in here to clarify things.
auntnut, we’re confused. You got some splainin’ to do.
No, that’s Lucy that’s got some splainin’ to do.
Duh!
We’re all apparantly obsessed.
DUH!
Wait! Where did the top of this thread go? I can’t see it anymore.
It’s on page 1.
Like, Duh.
Well it isn’t as if we all have real lives anyway…
DUH!!