The Ever Expanding Bush Administration Imploding Scandal Thread

Ah, Schadenfreude. It’s a beautiful thing: State Department official resigns over 'D.C. madam' - CNN.com

When I turned on the news this morning, the lead story said a major State Department figure had resigned because of involvment with a prostitution ring in D.C.

Previous studies of Abstinence Only sex-ed programs showed that before breaking their chastity vows and having penis-vagina sex, they were having oral sex and anal sex. They believed that preserved their virgin status. Under that standard, all gay people are virgines.

Yes indeedy. See the previous post.

That’s very wise and somber advice. I’ve been meaning to do this for a while. Thanks for the additional motivation.

Did you mean to post in this thread, perchance? Socks. A n opinion solicited. - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board

Feds mismanaged international aid given in the wake of Katrina.

It gets worse, I’m afraid.

Much worse. The Reuters story is an abridged version of this Washington Post story, and the original states that the 854 million was[URL=http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/28/AR2007042801113.html?referrer=email]
in cash, or in oil to be sold for cash, for the administration to use to buy whatever was needed.

There were “untold millions” of other goods or services that were also offered, but either declined, or accepted and then wasted.

Another one bites the dust.

And Another One’s Gone:

Two more BIG scandals shaping up in the Justice Department:

  1. Justice Department opens probe of Monica Goodling for inappropriate hires.

What does this REALLY mean? She is under “ongoing investigation”. Oh, gee, the JD cannot agree to the Congressional offer of immunity for her testimony in the US Attorney scandal. And they have some kind of veto. Too bad, so sad for Congress.

Story #2.

In 2005 Alberto Gonzales wrote to a Federal judge claiming that one of his assistants, William Mercer, also US Attorney for Montana, was acting within the law, even though the law requires a US Attorney to reside in the jurisdication.

The VERY SAME DAY of the Gonzales letter, this very same US Attorney has language added to a draft revision of the Patriot Act, making such absenses legal with the consent of the Attorney General – retroactively to a few months before Mercer was hired.

The revisions are added, the bill passes, and the actions of Mercer become legal. They apparently weren’t, however, on the day Gonzales wrote the letter.

Story here.

Wolfowitz is a goner.

Another Republican calls for Gonzales to go.

Gonzales’s former clasmates chastise him publicly.

Gonzales calls for life in prison for copyright violators.

Woof! John Ashcroft is the voice of judicious restraint in the administration of state’s authority. The world is upside-down.

Controversial nominee quits.

To paraphrase Lewis Black, if you were walking around with $150K of the National Association of Manufacturers money in your pocket, the first time you saw someone using one of their products, you’d probably blow them!

Goodling testifys before Congress.

Judges throw out two Gitmo cases and put the whole situation in doubt.

FBI breaks the law. A lot.

Whoops!

Dead Eye Dick Cheney seems to be a petty man.

Private contractors handling more intelligence work for the US gov’t.

Remember how well that worked at Abu Graib? :rolleyes:

The month’s “WTF are Those Idiots Doing?” prize goes to the NSA.

I’ve got a better idea: There’s this guy, goes by the name “Osama,” he’s of Middle Eastern Descent, about 7 foot tall, thought to be in Pakistan, why don’t you focus more on finding him? It seems there’s about 300 million people who’d like to mash his testicles with a hammer and then force him to eat them.