I’m singing The Fairytale of New York with some friends for a work-related Christmas celebration, but there’s one line that needs a changin’. So I thought I’d turn to the collective creative mind of the SDMB for some help!
If you don’t want to sing that word, sing a different song. It’s supposed to be offensive, and to bowdlerise it misses the point of the song. It’s not a happy, cheery one.
This reminds me of the time I encountered a guy doing a cheerful upbeat version of Stan Rogers’ “Northwest Passage”. “Seeking gold and glory, leaving broken weathered bones, and a long forgotten lonely cairn of stones, allright, yeah”!
I agree with Steophan and Dag Otto, but I’ll point out that your group certainly isn’t the first to want to do a bowdlerised version of this song. There already exist plenty of recorded and released covers of this song with that lyric changed.
I remember almost vomitting once to a version that used the line:
If you’d like to incite vomitting, you may want to use that lyric.
At least when people hate it you can claim no authorship and cite that there have been versions of the song released with that lyric.
I think it was last Holiday Season that I started a thread that many, many (mostly European) people think this is a happy, festive and hopeful Christmas song. These people are, of course, crazy. No offense Europe.
As a European, none taken, it’s certainly true. It has an upbeat tune, and most people don’t really listen beyond that. MacGowan’s voice probably doesn’t help that!
Thanks for all the suggestions, guys. For the record, we’re definitely not trying to make the song a happy, cheerful one – we just don’t want to offend one of our many gay employees by using a term that, in the US at least, is extremely offensive. Especially for people who’ve never heard the song before!
And I totally consider this to be a love song. A dramatic, drunken mess of a love song, but a love song nonetheless. swoon
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps. Now get all these monkey loving snakes off my Monday to Friday plane. Yipee ki-yayy Mr. Falcon