The Fantastic Four; is anyone gonna see this turd?

I can’t find one! I checked all the previews I could find online too, and nothing. Man, I’m only a week or two into this Straight Dope thing, and I already broke the “Cite!” rule, didn’t I? :frowning: Sorry.

Another thing for Canadian dopers - when the Fantastic Four “meet the press” out on the street, you’ll notice a bunch of MuchMusic VJs, as well as Ben Mulroney (yes, Brian’s son). And his chin is just as prominent as you’d imagine.

According to Ebert’s most recent Movie Answer Man, he made an honest mistake. He meant to say “divisible by two,” but wrote “divisible by four.”

Did Stan/Willie demonstrate his super-power?

Wiggling his ears?