I was ready for a big discussion about how the farmer was a serial cow-fucker because after he fucked a cow a couple of times he’d get tired of her and move on to a new one, and I was really wondering if someone who fucked cows would be able to tell a difference between them and be more attracted to some than to others. I guess I better go over to GQ and find out.
Baker, why, why, WHY am I giggling madly at your stupid joke?!
Back to the OP, Sublight, do you have a link for this? If it’s true, that a crying shame, particularly the inaction of the government ministries.
Oh, all right. I should have titled it “My rage burns with the heat of a flame-broiled Whopper” so as not to get you beastiality fans all worked up.
Here’s a link to an article at the Mainichi Daily News (in English), which includes links to several related stories. I particularly love this quote from the Agriculture Ministry as to why they initially announced the carcass had been destroyed.
And this is the head of the Ministry of Agriculture’s Livestock Section??? WTF?! How did he get the job? Is he even slightly familiar with what goes on at a farm on a day-to-day basis? Does the Japanese government make a habit of hiring clueless incompetants?
Nit-note:
There is no word BEASTiality. It’s BESTiality, and pronounced “best”.
Have we finally found out what a cow orker is?
Yep.
Ex-official freed despite deadly AIDS decision
Ainu blasts minister over racism (with a quote to rival Quale’s “we have the best educated Americans in the world”)
Pen pusher wins green award after ignoring illegal waste (Team effort on this one)
And ageless6 is right, it’s bestiality, not beastiality. Sorry, I remember covering that one in 3rd grade, but I guess I forgot it.
That’s just scary. No, terrifying.
Shouldn’t that be the other way around?
Thanks, now you’ve got this song stuck in my head;
“Oh, I could fuck a thousand cows,
and every one a twin -
I could fuck an Holstein cow,
Gurnsey or Brah-min”
What does a cow say when you fuck it?
Moo.
The punch line to the veterinarian who could talk to the animals joke:
Don’t believe anything that old ewe tells you. She lies.
(slinks off, stage left)