Who is the quickest mod to catch infractions on the SDMB? I tried searches and such, but with no luck. I almost posted this in ATMB, but realized that my question isn’t about the workings of the SDMB, but rather about people who work (and an excellent job they do ;)) on the board.
Manhattan seem’s to be pretty quick.
Peace,
mangeorge
I think it varies, depending on who’s awake at any particular time. bib is certainly, uh, attentive, but manny does the best slap-downs.
IMHO, of course.
No no no. Not IMHO. A question, in need an answer.
I’m too computer naive to know how to tabulate such stuff, but I’ve seen counts of other stuff. I know some dopers know how to do it.
I wanna be educated.
Actually, I think you are making a MPSIMS question. You don’t want to know how to do this so that you can do it in the future. You simply want to know the answer to a trivial, mindless question.
And that’s OK. Nothing wrong with that.
And, the answer is, bib. IMHO.
He is on here, IMHO, more time than any other mod. Perhaps Tuba comes close. But she has more to read.
First one to move this thread to ATMB wins!
Q.E.D.
I always seem to wind up in the thread that Coldfire gets to first. That might be merely coincidence, however.
I also notice my beloved Eutychus is pretty quick on the draw, as well.
Hard to tell. I never took “statistics”…and have no plans to begin a career in that field now. 
I’m gonna go to bat for Arnold Winkelried here. Admittedly, he is in charge of some pretty low-traffic forums, but he’s definitely Quick-Draw McGraw around here in ATMB.
It depends when. Fairly obviously Coldfire is around more during the European day.
Well, we could organise a shoot-out. Like, an unknown (to us mods) group of posters will randomly place porn links in various fora. First mod to delete the link scores one point. If the mod deletes the link outside his own forum, it’s two points. Three rounds of one hour. Mod with the most points wins.
[sub]Yes, of course I’m joking.[/sub]
I agree; he’s always very helpful and prompt. But he doesn’t really do moddy things here. TubaDiva is the moderator for this forum.
Hm, who’s the slowest?
Okay, GO!
Oh wait, you were joking?
Is one minute quick enough?
Ah, feck. Seven minutes. Damn SDMB clock is on crack again.
One hour and twenty-two minutes. Not bad, bibliophage. If it had been a porn link, I’ll bet you would’ve been quite a bit quicker.
I’m still going with manhattan. Just say something stupid, you’ll see.
BTW; Mods don’t actually delete porn links, they save them. Kinda like cops who “confiscate” illicit herbs. 
Peace,
mangeorge (Comfy in the ATMB)