The Feud: Axe to Grind by brujaja (game over)

  1. Chips
  2. Hannity
  3. Student Bodies
  4. Corduroy Pants
  5. 15%
  6. Geothermal
  7. Global Warming
  8. Gasoline
  9. Spelling “Gandhi” as “Ghandi”
  10. Being ticketed for public intoxication while in a bar.
  1. Chips
  2. American Idol
  3. Dumb and Dumber
  4. Saggy Pants
  5. 5%
  6. Wind
  7. War
  8. Gasoline
  9. They’re/Their/There
  10. Jaywalking
  1. mushrooms

  2. American Idol

  3. Hot Rod

  4. crocs

  5. <5

  6. wind

  7. greed

  8. cigarettes

  9. acronyms

  10. possession marijuana

  11. If question were “empty calories” it would be a different answer. the only other thing I could think of was popcorn and I don’t like popcorn.

  12. and everything it represents!

  13. probably many others, but this one came up in a discussion today.

  14. HBO seems to get by

  15. although not particularly. mostly I don’t notice if the idea is conveyed.

  16. talk about your waste of resources.

  1. Chocolate
  2. Roseanne
  3. Dumb and Dumber
  4. Low-hanging jeans
  5. 5%
  6. Solar
  7. Unequal wealth distribution
  8. Starbucks coffee
  9. Less/fewer
  10. Jaywalking

2 and 3 are hard – if I don’t like something, I don’t watch it. For the answer to #2 I finally ended up with, I’d specify “last two seasons” if we were allowed to make notes.

ETA: If you wanted to lump my answer to #7 in with “poverty,” I could actually get a few points … or am I betraying my Marxist principles by wanting points? ponders

  1. Lettuce
  2. American Idol
  3. Borat
  4. Jeans falling halfway down your ass
  5. 15%
  6. Solar
  7. Yapping
  8. Gasoline
  9. Its/it’s
  10. Speeding in a school zone when the lights are not flashing and hours are not posted

Not a comedy, IMHO – and actually a really good movie if you’re not expecting it to be funny.

Good answer! Good answer!

  1. Candy
  2. I Love New York
  3. Elf
  4. Ugg boots
  5. 10%
  6. Solar
  7. Famine
  8. Cigarettes
  9. Breaks (on a car)
  10. Jaywalking
  1. Quaker Ranch Rice cake things
  2. Nancy bleeping Grace
  3. National Lampoon Vegas Vacation
  4. Shoes
  5. 20%
  6. Nuclear Fission
  7. Illiteracy
  8. Organic Milk (it lasts longer than regular milk)
  9. thier (I’m dyslexic, I do it all the time)
  10. Parking on Revere Beach after 10pm
  1. Potato chips
  2. Survivor
  3. The King of Comedy
  4. Track suits
  5. 30%
  6. Geothermal
  7. Energy waste
  8. Printer ink
  9. Incorrect use of apostrophe’s
  10. Disturbing the Peace
  1. soda-pop
  2. 90210
  3. Gigli
  4. scratchy sweaters
  5. 10%
  6. geothermal
  7. fundamentalism
  8. bottled water
  9. loose instead of lose
  10. adult not wearing a seatbelt
  1. Candy
  2. Seinfeld
  3. Anything with Adam Sandler
  4. Droopy pants
  5. 10%
  6. Solar
  7. Greed
  8. Gasoline
  9. alot
  10. Failure to wear a motorcycle helmet

*I know I won’t get any matches on this one, but I don’t care. It’s true!

This Feud is styled a little differently. Here, the object is to just give the answer that is true for yourself; the matching and point-scoring is gravy.

I think it will be really interesting to see what are the most common true answers.

  1. Coffee

  2. Opray

  3. Dude, where’s my car

  4. Egg boiler

  5. 0%

  6. Solar

  7. Non-fair trade

  8. Beer

  9. okthxbie

  10. Jaywalking

  11. I just can’t get into any talk-shows, but Oprah gets it since she’s been there the longest.

  12. Why not use a pot?

  13. I despise commercials in the middle of shows

  14. Just noticed it, and already it’s bugging me

  1. popcorn
  2. Nancy Grace’s show
  3. History of the World: Part 1
  4. Capri pants
  5. 5%
  6. wind
  7. hunger
  8. coffee
  9. misuse of apostrophes
  10. jaywalking
  1. Potato chips
  2. Pushing Daisies
  3. There’s Something About Mary
  4. Saggy pants
  5. 5%
  6. Solar
  7. Bigotry
  8. Gas
  9. Nuculer
  10. Marijuana possession
  1. Candy
  2. American Idol
  3. Ishtar
  4. Bras
  5. 5%
  6. Solar
  7. Taxes
  8. Water
  9. your vs you’re
  10. Jaywalking
  1. Potato chips
  2. Deal or No Deal
  3. The Cable Guy
  4. Low hanging pants.
  5. 0%
  6. Solar
  7. Energy
  8. Coffee
  9. Definately
  10. Jaywalking
  1. corn
  2. Wife Swap
  3. the Honeymooners movie
  4. crocs
  5. 20
  6. hydroelectric
  7. malaria
  8. tobacco
  9. its vs. it’s
  10. open container

I missed this part. In that case, my #8 should be alcohol. I’ve bought tobacco exactly once in my life.

  1. Cheez-Its
  2. Jon and Kate Plus 8
  3. The Waterboy
  4. Low-slung pants
  5. 10%
  6. Solar
  7. Terrorism
  8. Nothing
  9. Using ‘Less’ in place of ‘Fewer’
  10. Jaywalking

Notes:

  1. Also, Cheese Nips, my favorite racially-insensitve snack food
  2. Or damn near anything else starring Adam Sandler (Exception: ‘The Wedding Singer’ wasn’t half bad)
  3. I can’t afford to buy crap that I know is overpriced

You know the best thing to use to get rid of that insensitive orange powder? Spic ‘n’ Span :stuck_out_tongue: