The Feud: Axe to Grind by brujaja (game over)


**1. DO NOT READ THIS THREAD BEFORE YOU POST YOUR ANSWERS**

**2. Object of the game: Try to think of the most popular answer,** to get the most people matching you. Google is allowed, if you desire. Only answers that are "serious" will be scored.  Joke answers will not be considered, as it is not fair to other players.

3. Formatting rules:

If they are not followed, your answers might be **DISQUALIFIED**.

1. answer
2. answer
3. answer
4. answer

Make your list look like the one above.  No url's. No double spacing. No periods (except for the one following the number.) No quote marks, no punctuation if it is not necessary!  No smilies! No extraneous bullshit is allowed.  If you feel you must qualify your answer, do it **AFTER THE LIST**!  

The reason this is so important is because I cut and paste all the answers, and I have to edit each answer to make them identical.  It is a lot of work, so please make it easier on me.  Thanks.

Scoring - Any answer duplicated by anyone else is worth 100 points divided by the number of entrants. For example: 50 entrant game = 2 pts per answer. If 4 people match that means they each get 8 pts for that answer. No matches = 0 points.

If any of you have ideas for Feuds -and would like me to score them- PM me. (I've quit maintaining The List.) If anyone wants to run their own Feud, feel free. I will help any way I can.

The game will end either when we have 50 entrants, or when I get time to score it.
Good luck!

**Read the rules!**



This Feud is styled a little differently. Here, the object is to just give the answer that is true for yourself; the matching and point-scoring is gravy. 

I think it will be really interesting to see what are the most common true answers. 

1. Name something that you eat that has no real nutritional value.
2. Name a TV show that you really hate.
3. Name a "comedy" movie that isn't funny.
4. Name a kind of apparel that you hate.
5. During a half-hour TV program, what percentage of that time is okay to devote to commercials? (use multiples of 5 - 5%, 10%, etc.)
6. Name a viable alternative energy source.
7. What do you consider the single biggest problem in the world today? (one or two words is best.)
8. What is the most overpriced commodity that you buy regularly? (Thing. Not a service.)
9. Name a common grammatical, spelling, punctuation, etc. error that drives you up the wall.
10. Name a bogus, yet ticketable, (legal) offense.
  1. Candy bars
  2. Everybody Loves Raymond
  3. Borat
  4. Maxi dresses
  5. 5%
  6. Solar
  7. Racism
  8. Lip gloss
  9. If I would have
  10. Jaywalking
  1. French fries
  2. Jon and Kate plus 8
  3. Billy Madison
  4. Giant sunglasses
  5. 5
  6. Solar
  7. Environment
  8. Cereal
  9. Spelling separate as seperate
  10. Jaywalking
  1. popsicles

  2. Real Housewives of whatever

  3. Napoleon Dynamite

  4. Ugg boots

  5. 15%

  6. geothermal

  7. greed

  8. milk

  9. loose/lose

  10. no seatbelt

  11. those giant sunglasses women wear suck too

  1. circus peanuts!
  2. Family Guy
  3. Jackass
  4. low-rise jeans
  5. 10%
  6. solar
  7. overpopulation
  8. I plead the Fifth.
  9. misuse of the apostrophe
  10. “no headlight on your bike.”

#10: No shit. It’s a $165 ticket. At one time I had a warrant out on me for same.

  1. donut
  2. American Idol
  3. Night at the Museum
  4. baggy jeans
  5. 20%
  6. solar
  7. poverty
  8. coffee
  9. your/you’re
  10. expired registration
  1. Beer
  2. The Hills
  3. Blues Brothers
  4. Baseball hats turned sideways
  5. 15%
  6. Solar
  7. Poverty
  8. Beer
  9. I “could” care less
  10. Speeding 5 over the limit
  1. Potato chips
  2. The Chasers
  3. Anything with Eddie Murphy in it
  4. Low rise jeans
  5. 10%
  6. Solar
  7. Inefficient food management/distribution
  8. Razor blades
  9. Its/It’s confusion
  10. Jaywalking
  1. Cake
  2. Teletubbies
  3. American Pie
  4. Tie
  5. 15
  6. Bio
  7. Terrorism
  8. Orange Juice
  9. You’re/your
  10. Speeding
  1. Cotton candy
  2. American Idol
  3. The King of Comedy
  4. Ugg boots
  5. 25
  6. Geothermal
  7. Religious intolerance
  8. Prepackaged meals
  9. Its for It’s
  10. Driving without seat belts

FWIW, I don’t hate stuff much and am totally guessing on most of these.

  1. ice cream
  2. anything featuring Rachael Ray
  3. The Singing Detective
  4. shape-ware
  5. 5%
  6. solar energy
  7. war
  8. coffee
  9. the “they’re/there/their” thing
  10. jaywalking
  1. Lettuce
  2. American Idol
  3. Borat
  4. Crocs
  5. 30%
  6. Bio-Diesel
  7. Economy
  8. Cigarettes
  9. Licence
  10. Jaywalking
  1. chips
  2. The O’Reilly Factor
  3. anything with Jeff Dunham
  4. shorts
  5. 10%
  6. nuclear
  7. ideological education
  8. bottled water
  9. confusing it’s and its
  10. driving without a seat belt

Damn…I misread #5. I was wondering who in their right mind could think that only 5% of a 30 minute program is commercials. Now I see (and agree) that that’s what they wish it was.

I also misread #6 as “Name a viable alternative to surgery” and answered “Death”, but then reread the question before I submitted the post.

  1. Cheetos
  2. Barney
  3. Dumb and Dumber
  4. Saggy jeans
  5. 15%
  6. Wind
  7. Lack of education
  8. Pop
  9. “loose” for “lose”
  10. Running a stop sign
  1. Candy
  2. To Catch a Predator
  3. Hot Shots
  4. Tie
  5. 0%
  6. Solar
  7. Stupidity
  8. Cigarettes
  9. plural’s
  10. Weed possession (small amounts)
  1. chips
  2. American Idol
  3. Dude where’s my car
  4. bell bottom jeans
  5. 5%
  6. Nuclear power
  7. superstition
  8. food
  9. literally as an intensifier
  10. marijuana
  1. cookies
  2. Survivor
  3. The Mask
  4. Ties
  5. 10%
  6. Wind
  7. terrorism
  8. Gas
  9. their, there, they’re
  10. broken taillight
  11. “looser” and “loser” bug the crap out me, too
  1. popcorn
  2. 24
  3. Deuce Bigalow
  4. Platform shoes
  5. 10 %
  6. solar panels
  7. war
  8. gasoline
  9. their,there
  10. jaywalking
  1. Jello

  2. The O’Reilly Factor

  3. Paul Blart Mall Cop

  4. Saggy pants

  5. 16%

  6. Solar

  7. Recession

  8. Milk

  9. Its It’s

  10. Possession of marijuana

  11. anything I get a ticket for
    10 Weaving within a lane. It is only weaving if you don’t stay within the lane, morons.