Le bump.
Part deux
- north pole
- south pole
- east side
- west side
- up town
- down town
- over easy
- under ground
- round robin
- flat top
I’m making a song out of answers 5 through 8, to the tune of Wild Wild West.
- north west
- down south
- back east
- out west
- grow up
- lie down
- over there
- under ground
- round table
- flat iron
I love your eyes. And your wild, wild hair.
I’m disappointed in several of you. The rules say ADD ONE WORD - not several.
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NORTH
1. north pole 32 -
due north 5
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True North 5
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north Carolina 2
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north star 2
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north Dakota 1
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north forty 1
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north west 1
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north wind 1
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SOUTH
2. south pole 22 -
Deep South 6
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due south 4
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South America 4
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South Carolina 3
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southwest 3
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south pacific 2
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down south 1
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south beach 1
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South Dakota 1
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south forty 1
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south of the border 1
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South Side 1
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EAST
3. east coast 13 -
far east 12
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middle east 6
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East River 4
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east side 4
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East Germany 2
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back east 1
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East Bumfuck 1
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east end 1
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East India 1
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east Indies 1
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east of eden 1
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East Timor 1
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head east 1
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northeast 1
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WEST
4. West Coast 13 -
west Virginia 8
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go west 6
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wild west 6
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west side 3
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old west 2
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out west 2
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West bank 2
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west wind 2
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Adam West 1
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Key West 1
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Mae West 1
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West of the Rockies 1
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west side story 1
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west wing 1
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UP
5. uptown 8 -
seven up 6
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fuck up/fucked up 5
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shut up 4
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throw up 3
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upchuck 3
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upstairs 2
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up yours 2
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buckle up 1
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Fed up 1
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get up 1
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Giddy Up 1
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hang up 1
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Hurry up 1
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jump up 1
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One Up 1
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push up 1
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stand up 1
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Up escalator 1
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up hill 1
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up in the air 1
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up North 1
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Up Periscope 1
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wake up 1
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What’s up 1
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DOWN
6. downtown 15 -
down under 10
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upside down 4
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down and out 2
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down south 2
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down stairs 2
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get down 2
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going Down 2
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Boogie Down 1
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calm down 1
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down comforter 1
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down periscope 1
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Down pillow 1
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down trodden 1
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down winder 1
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fall down 1
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falling down 1
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slow down 1
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throw down 1
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OVER
7. over easy 13 -
over there 11
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do over 3
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all over 2
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bend over 2
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game over 2
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hang over/ hung over 2
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move over 2
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over done 2
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over the rainbow 2
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over board 1
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over run 1
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over seas 1
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Over under 1
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Overcast 1
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overkill 1
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overtime 1
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roll over 1
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turnover 1
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UNDER
8. underwear 12 -
down under 11
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under ground 6
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under water 6
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Under Dog 2
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go under 1
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over Under 1
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under arm 1
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under armor 1
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under belly 1
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Under cooked 1
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under cover 1
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under foot 1
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under neath 1
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under paid 1
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under the boardwalk 1
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underage 1
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understand 1
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ROUND
**9. round about 10 -
round robin 10**
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round table 9
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ground round 4
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round midnight 3
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round trip 3
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Round one 2
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final round 1
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gather round 1
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merry-go-round 1
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right round 1
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round ball 1
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Round House 1
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round steak 1
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round up 1
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round worm 1
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FLAT
10. flat tire 13 -
flat earth 11
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flat top 9
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flat broke 4
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flat chested 2
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flat foot/flat footed 2
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flat iron 2
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flat land 2
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flat bread 1
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flat line 1
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flat screen 1
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Flat Stanley 1
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flatware 1
And the winnier is… Mahaloth!!! Good going! ::flings confetti:: Mahaloth got 9/10 top answers. Way to go! Perfect score was 302.00.
Thanks, everyone! I had fun making this one, and it was a breeze to score. My favorite! 
I’m gonna get another one going right now, and then I’m heading out to the Old Town Spring Crawfish Festival!
**1. Mahaloth 298.00 **
2. AuntiePam 274.00
3. Intergalactic Gladiator 274.00
4. swampbear 270.00
5. Baker 262.00
6. kevja 260.00
7. Tom Scud 246.00
8. wheresgeorge04 244.00
8. GuiriEnEspaña 244.00
8. Drain Bead 244.00
11. cmkeller 234.00
12. ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness 228.00
13. 42fish 220.00
14. anyrose 210.00
15. Ellen Cherry 202.00
15. kenobi 65 202.00
17. Sigmagirl 200.00
18. twickster 198.00
19. Mona Lisa Simpson 196.00
20. KennerTheGreat 194.00
20. Sternvogel 194.00
22. gonzomax 188.00
23. Little Nemo 184.00
24. labtrash 180.00
25. astorian 176.00
26. Queen Tonya 174.00
26. YogSosoth 174.00
28. Really Not All That Bright 166.00
29. Chronos 158.00
30. AppallingGael 156.00
31. Simmerdown 152.00
32. madmonk28 146.00
33. Snickers 140.00
33. bibliophage 140.00
35. notfrommensa 132.00
36. Leaffan 126.00
37. Thudlow Boink 124.00
37. Gangster Octopus 124.00
39. zamboniracer 120.00
40. IvoryTowerDenizen 116.00
41. VanLandry 112.00
42. Cliffy 102.00
43. Skammer 96.00
44. Zebra 92.00
45. RachelChristine 88.00
46. BigT 84.00
47. kaylasdad99 82.00
48. Tengu 80.00
49. NDP 38.00
50. ShibbOleth 34.00
An anti-conch feud. I like it. Can’t believe North and South Carolina didn’t get more love. I kind of figured North and South Dakota would be virtually ignored.
Holy crap! Second place!!! Woo hoooooooooooo!! 
Third place. Cool. I’d like to thank everyone who helped make this happen.
15th! Pretty high for me!
Whoa! 14th! Never woulda thunk it.
Wow. I’m doing well lately. 
Wahoo!
40th. Well. I suck.
- My worst showing, yet.
gets champagne to celebrate
- Better than I expected. I think I benefitted from the scattering of the responses.
Yeah, ditto for me in 18th – I thought East Bumfuck would do more damage than it did.
So to speak.