The Feud: "If I were President...." by Elendil's Heir

Object of the game:
Give the most popular answer for each category.

Rules:

  1. No reading the thread before answering. This is on the honor system.
  2. Formatting rules must be followed (see below).
  3. Joke answers will not be considered, as it is not fair to other players.
  4. Google (etc.) is allowed, if you desire.
  5. The game will end with 50 entrants, or when I get time to score it.
  6. There is no Rule 6.
  7. Special Rules for this particular Feud: See below

Formatting rules:
To make semi-automated scoring possible, and my job easier, make you post look exactly like this:

  1. answer
  2. answer
  3. answer
  4. answer

No double spacing, do not use the “list” function, no smilies, no urls, no periods, no quote marks, and no punctuation if it is not necessary. Put “pass” if you want to leave an answer blank. If you feel you must qualify your answer, do it AFTER THE LIST! If you don’t format like this, your answers might be DISQUALIFIED.

Scoring:
With 50 entrants, an answer with a match is worth 2x the number of people matching it. If 4 people match, they each get 8 points for that answer. No matches = 0 points.
Formula: Score = 100 / (# of entrants) x (# of matches)

Good luck!

If any of you have ideas for Feuds -and would like me to score them- PM me. If anyone wants to run their own Feud, feel free. I will help any way I can.

Read the rules!
Special Rules for this particular Feud: #3, 4 and 10 should be one word only

  1. Name a great President of the United States.
  2. Name a crappy President of the United States.
  3. In a word, what would be the best thing about living in the White House?
  4. In a word, what would be your main policy priority?
  5. To what city would you fly on your first trip aboard Air Force One?
  6. What country would you be most likely to nuke, if provoked?
  7. What would be the entree at your first state dinner?
  8. Which foreign leader would you invite to it?
  9. Which current member of Congress, either Senate or House, would you order exiled, if you could?
  10. In a word, what would be your ideal post-Presidential gig?
  1. Abraham Lincoln
  2. George W. Bush
  3. Housecleaning
  4. Economy
  5. London
  6. Iran
  7. Prime Rib
  8. Raul Castro (Cuba)
  9. Rep. Joe Wilson (“You lie!”)
  10. Consultant
  1. Lincoln
  2. Filmore
  3. food
  4. judges
  5. London
  6. Iran
  7. leg of lamb
  8. David Cameron
  9. Nancy Pelosi
  10. SCOTUS
  1. Washington
  2. GWB
  3. Blowjobs
  4. Economy
  5. LA
  6. Iran
  7. Beef Wellington
  8. British PM
  9. Steve King
  10. Writing

I can already tell that this is going to be a fun one. :slight_smile:

  1. Lincoln

  2. Nixon

  3. Food

  4. Economy

  5. London

  6. North Korea

  7. Filet mignon

  8. President of France

  9. Pelosi

  10. Charity

  11. Actual first thought was Harding, but I’m going for the points here

  12. Chefs available around the clock, plus state dinners

  13. Actually, it would depend on the guest of honor, but I’m guessing this will be a popular response

  14. If a name is needed, Sarkozy (although he’d probably have left office long before I gained it)

  15. I’m guessing the liberals will split their votes, and there will be enough conservative participants to put Nancy at or near the top

  1. Abraham Lincoln

  2. George W. Bush

  3. History

  4. Economy

  5. London

  6. North Korea

  7. Steak

  8. David Cameron

  9. Michelle Bachman

  10. Author

  11. Lincoln or Washington? Oh well. Mostly went with guesses at the most popular. The one-word thing made 10 difficult - with more words I’d say “chief justice of the supreme court”.

ETA no one else had picked Bachman yet? yikes.

ETA ETA: And “SCOTUS” is not a word.

  1. George Washington
  2. Nixon
  3. Servants
  4. Poverty
  5. London
  6. North Korea
  7. Steak
  8. David Cameron
  9. Pelosi
  10. Speeches
  1. George Washington
  2. George W. Bush
  3. Food
  4. Economy
  5. London
  6. Iran
  7. Prime Rib
  8. British Prime Minister
  9. Nancy Pelosi
  10. Consultant
  1. George Washington
  2. George W. Bush
  3. food
  4. jobs
  5. London
  6. Iran
  7. Chicken Kiev
  8. David Cameron
  9. Joe Lieberman, because he’s annoying
  10. writer
  1. Washington
  2. Bush 11
  3. Great Chefs
  4. Re-regulation
  5. L.A.
    6.n. Korea
  6. Kobi Beef
  7. Castro
  8. Sessions
  9. memoirs
  1. Lincoln
  2. G.W. Bush
  3. Secret Service
  4. Economy
  5. London
  6. North Korea
  7. Brisket
  8. Cameron
  9. Pelosi
  10. Loafing
  1. Washington

  2. Bush II

  3. Servants

  4. Genocide

  5. Amsterdam

  6. Iran

  7. Steak

  8. Yulia Tymoshenko

  9. Nancy Pelosi

  10. King

  11. Because “keeping the world’s population at a stable and sustainable number” just wouldn’t fit.

  12. “and for dessert, Yulia, you’ll be having…me.”

  1. Lincoln
  2. George W. Bush
  3. Food
  4. Jobs
  5. Las Vegas
  6. North Korea
  7. Steak
  8. Britain’s PM
  9. Michelle Bachmann
  10. Gigolo

Notes:
3. Only because I couldn’t think of a good way of condensing “impresses the babes” to one word (ETA: RNATB seems to have found one, though)
5. Let’s double down with the social security trust fund
6. Runner-up: Greenland (damn Inuit have been acting uppity lately)
8. Based on the rep of British cooking, the poor bastard could use a good meal
9. R-Batshit

  1. George Washington
  2. George W. Bush
  3. Security
  4. Economy
  5. Los Angeles
  6. North Korea
  7. Roast lamb
  8. Stephen Harper
  9. Michele Bachmann
  10. Consultant

Special Rules for this particular Feud: #3, 4 and 10 should be one word only**

  1. Lincoln
  2. Bush
  3. chef
  4. energy
  5. London
  6. Iran
  7. lobster
  8. Harper
  9. Orrin Hatch
  10. ambassador
  1. Lincoln
  2. G.W. Bush
  3. Food
  4. Healthcare
  5. London
  6. Pyongyang
  7. Barbecue
  8. Angela Merkle
  9. Michelle Bachmann
  10. Author
  1. Lincoln
  2. Nixon
  3. Staff
  4. Economy
  5. Beijing
  6. North Korea
  7. Salmon
  8. David Cameron
  9. Mitch McConnell
  10. Speeches
    /9. There are many representatives and senators who are more annoying and infuriating but they all have less power.
  1. George Washington
  2. George W. Bush
  3. power
  4. defense
  5. London
  6. North Korea
  7. steak
  8. Queen Elizabeth II
  9. Mitch McConnell
  10. teaching
  1. Washington
  2. W
  3. Food.
  4. Rights
  5. Minneapolis, Minnesota
  6. North Korea
  7. Chateaubriand
  8. Medvedev
  9. Michele Bachmann
  10. Speaker