Heh. Perfect combo of username and post. 
And as somebody else pointed out, (a) he most likely did exist, and (b) it’s all about the matches.
Also, for some reason I had a mental freeze and he was the only guy with long hair I could think of. Fabio probably would have been a better guess. 
- Mikhail Gorbachev
- Marcia Cross
- Groucho Marx
- Jesus
- Ellen Degeneres
- Shaquille O’Neal
- Uma Thurman
- Peter Dinklage
- Sarah Vowell
- Julia Roberts
*Not proud of my #10 but in person all of her was so disproportional that I swear her ears and lips were double the normal size.
Chronos
30
I’m getting the impression that I’m really going to suck on this one. Lucille Ball is doing OK, but all of the rest of my answers look pretty bad.
Glad to see that a few others have named her, but I totally spaced on Linda Hunt.
I fear my single-minded lust for Kristin has damaged my score here. 
Yul Brynner and Gable will kill me. The age difference strikes again. I thought of Red Skeleton and Red Buttons for no.2.
- Patrick Stewart
- Carrot Top
- Hitler
- Duane Allman
- Sinead O’Connor
- Shaq
- Bea Arthur
- Tom Cruise
- Madeline Albright
- Prince Charles
10 - I never really thought so, but he was always made fun of for that.
P.S. Ruth Westheimer is Dr. Ruth, in case anyone wasn’t aware.
Met her once, at a reception after she gave a lecture at my university. She sure is tiny. Very sweet lady, too.