The final presidential debate: 10/22/12

He needs to be aggressive, especially with flip floppin’ Mitty.

Syria now. And what would the conservative right have us do? They screamed bloody murder when we provided air cover to Libya, but suddenly we want boots on the ground in Damascus? GOP is internally inconsistent here, IMO.

They’ll get back to you…

Trust Mitt…

Trust him…

It’s in West Africa. Or was that your point?

We don’t need to step back-we ARE talking about it. DUH. He sounds like a pupil who has memorized his lesson well. oh, apparently–wait, Mitt is SAYING THE SAME THING AS OBAMA. wth?

Mitt’s been studying geography. He has a Middle East map placemat that he studies when he has his Ovaltine.

Romney: Syria’s an opportunity for us. Spoken like a true businessman.

Will he be able to do basic math this time?

How are we NOT playing the leadership role? Mitt–do you read anything?

By the way, haven’t Romney / Ryan won the coin toss in each debate, or do I misremember? Maybe we should elect them just because they’re lucky.

Does Obama’s attack mode indicate that he thinks he’s an underdog?

But that’s all he can tell you.

Trust him…

Alas, no. Single track mind.

I think that placemat has a word jumble puzzle, not math.

Okaaaaaay. So is Indonesia. Can I lump them in with the Middle East, or do we only lump in scary Muslims?

What attack? He addressed all of Mitt’s “points”. yay for him for bringing up the whole mission creep nonsense. Yes, we all know it’s been going on for a year-it’s up to SYRIA to fix itself.

When I voted today, Romney/Ryan were first on the ballot. Is there a coin toss for that, too?

Wait, did Romney say that Syria is Iran’s route to the sea? He does realize Iran is on both the Persian Gulf and the Caspian Sea, right?

Uh-huh.

He gave us the details. We’ll provide LEADERSHIP!

Oh, God. Mitt used the term “sources.”

Stop… Smirking…