plastic sheeting - in which to wrap the bodies of the ignorant
and more duck tape
Sunscreen - I heard some guy give this speech and he specifically mentioned sunscreen.
Handcuffs, 2 mallard ducks and a pair of left handed safety scissors.
A gallon of milk, a loaf of bread and a couple rolls of toilet paper.
In case there’s a blizzard.
Oh yeah, and four fried chickens and a Coke.
A clean hankie, 20p piece, and some string.
Oh, and 2 very small boy scouts to rub together to make fire.
I don’t like coke, can it be root beer instead?
A chia pet–'cuz we all need something to love.
5 Gallons of Astroglide. Might last the weekend.
And a partridge in a pear tree.
Badgers.
At least two.
Preferably 11.
And don’t anybody follow this post with a cheap posting of : “We don’t need no steenkin’ badgers.”
:badger smiley:
And some dry white toast please.
Lembas bread
Oxford English Dictionary
Cecil’s head (it will fit in a 5gal bucket, won’t it?)
A 40 of Olde English 800.
A box of Bisquick, a round cake pan and a Sterno stove. Even without butter and jam, Bisquick mixed with water and cooked is right yummy/
A couple of kiwifruit, a splendid source of vitamin C for those moments when you are flagging in energy. Have you tried the golden ones?..personally I think they are icky.
No kiwis though, the birds are nocturnal and only helpful if you need worms or grubs in the midle of the night and the people (well the male ones) have gone totaly nuts about football at the moment so are no good to anyone.
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String and a hammer.
A phillips screwdriver too. Everything needs a phillips screwdrivers these days…oh and pliers
Rubber bands, Dixie cups, clean underwear, a 3rd edition D&D manual, the boy scouts handbook, and a box of Tic-Tacs, preferably cinnamon flavor, but mint will suffice in a pinch.
“…And Another Hard Boiled Egg…”
NinjaChick! There’s a hoopy frood who really knows where her towel is!