I think we should be more safety-conscious around here. To that end I went to the hardware store and purchased a five gallon bucket. It’s a real nice plastic one with a snap-on lid. This is going to be the basis of the SDMB First Aid Kit.
So far there’s the five gallon bucket itself (natch), a box of band-aids, a pound of Hamster Chow, a spool of mint flavoured (it’s imported) wax-coated dental floss, and a bottle of tequilla.
What else should we have? (The only stipulation is it has to fit in the five gallon plastic bucket.)
Some lube, a bottle of baby oil, candles (scented or not you’re call), and all sizes of batteries.
Cheesecloth.
One can never have too much cheesecloth.
Frebreeze. Febreeze solves everything.
Febreeze. Febreeze solves everything.
A couple of limes to go with the tequilla.
Matches for the candles.
A pound of fine dark chocolate (it’s a pain reliever).
An asbestos suit, or at least underwear.
cher3
September 25, 2003, 5:53pm
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Some cinnamon-fresh Brainwash and some eyeball grade sandpaper–for those threads you should never have opened.
Tinfoil, to make hats protecting one from the crazies.
A sponge and squeegee for all the inevitable meltdowns.
Some type of lube, like K-Y jelly, to make it easier to extract body parts from various orifices (foot in mouth, head up ass, etc…)
troub
September 25, 2003, 6:14pm
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A 1990’s Style handgun, to make anyone think twice before brandishing the infamous “1920’s Style Death Ray.”
A coconut.
'Cause “you put da Lime in de Coconut
Cerowyn
September 25, 2003, 7:52pm
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I think you can get free samples of that new “warming” K-Y Jelly. At least, that’s what the ads say…
smiling bandit , it’s actually Windex™ that solves everything.
lieu
September 25, 2003, 8:09pm
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Some Mercurochrome so we can draw little red “healing rabbits” on people’s cuts.
WD-40. Someone already got the duct tape. If it sticks, squirt it with WD-40. If it moves, use the duct tape to hold it in place.
A can of 3M Troll Repellent.
A Popeil Pocket Server just in case this one goes down.
Rebo
September 25, 2003, 8:45pm
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A couple of packages of lime jello for those times that one just can’t resist jello-wrestling…
What???
A towel.
'cuz you can always use a towel.
A roll of toilet paper.
