Doorhinge, do you vote, and if so, donkey or elephant?
I would think he votes the straight Lobotomized Opossum ticket.
multiple choice responses
a) I thought Trump was running as a republican?
b) Well, if doorhinge doesn’t vote for himself, who will?
I flew to Omaha once (from that radical hot-bed of leftist terrorism San Francisco) wearing :eek: a plaid flannel shirt!
Not a single TSA agent stopped me for enhanced interrogation. Not a single fellow passenger reported me that I know of. (If someone had, I would certainly have known it, right? One doesn’t get interrogated for twelve hours and not be aware of it, right?)
Why all the complacency? There were several plaid flannel passengers, IIRC, and any one of us could have been the Plaid Flannel Jihadist of Doom!
Where does it say that plaid flannel is not suspicious?
(obligatory)
You don’t vote for Kings.
*The lady of the the lame, her arm clad in the sheerest simpering lameite, held forth execralibre from the bosom of the Brawndo. *That is why he is King.
Worse, you could have been…Lumberjacks!!!
But lumberjacks are OK.
I wonder…
If the person speaking Arabic considered english grammar too complicated and forgot the capabilities of others (and the possibility of their speaking or understanding this language) or maybe the person listening thought it annoying and played a prank on them banning them from this particular flight. It would be considerably funny. Especially if using the proper tense of verbs rendered them unable to find their next flight. If TSA didn’t catch them then this college graduate is either a hero, a trickster, a scaredy cat or seriously stupid.
Mathematicians are in fact responsible for so many complicated calculations and equations (and some theoretical nonsense) and patterned probabilities. This particular one had to be predicting their own attack or the next historical tragedy.
Either way a delayed flight is grounds for the detainment of caring citizens AND pranksters. If marriage equality can be achieved then hopefully the lawful regulation of sensible people and people with overwhelming senses of humor can be too.
Never heard of “Trumpification” nor can I find any viable, reliable source to explain this mystery. Regardless, I admit that actions warrant consequence. For example, if a lobotomy “victim’s” surgery is unsuccessful then the doctor or doctors should be considered terrorists or terrible people (in the least) for delaying that poor person from living a normal life.
Prank calls are fun. Too bad no one can find one entertaining or acceptable to persons required to sit by that damned phone for 8-12 hours with possibly nothing to keep their spirits up.
Again its terrible what people will do when they fear their flight will crash and all onboard will die horrible deaths.
I wonder if a hefty fine and some prison time will serve them well. I hear some are overcrowded. Meaning, these dipsticks will be forced to sleep on the cold floor.
Bwahahahaha! Justice !
What?
At least this part makes sense. Kind of.
Dada generators use algebra.
Excuse me, stewardess, I speak incoherent.
Morons do -
Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
Wait. Before you go and condemn this, what exactly do you mean by “strange?” This conjures up NSFW images in mind, especially the farcical aquatic ceremony part. Count me in.
I hereby propose that the next version of the Arthurian mythos to hit either TVs or movie theaters must include an Esther Wiliams-like aquatic ballet. Anybody in favor?
Swim-dancing moose works for me.
You’ve got some strange fetishes :dubious:
He got it from his sister.
Him? You’re the one suggesting aquatic ballet.
A Møøse once bit my sister.