The Flying Morons - another plane delayed by a fucking idiot

What an attention whore. :eek: Hey! Everybody! I wear plaid flannel shirts. Look for me at an airport near you. :rolleyes:

You’ll have to ask running coach if terrorists are allowed to wear plaid flannel shirts. He’s the only one who seems to have the do’s and don’ts handbook of what terrorists can and can not do. He’s made it clear that terrorists aren’t allowed to do mathematics. His claim, not mine.

I didn’t know that Obama was running for office again?

Only a moron would continually misspell by nom de plume and then expect me to answer. Lying in a meadow all day must be a lot tougher than it looks.

Quote the post where I said that.
And I never said anything about plaid flannel shirts. When you misrepresent what a poster said, get the poster right.

doorhinge: “people are talking to me! Just like I’m a real grownup!”

fap fap fap fap fap.

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If YOU say so. That is what YOU are saying.

I never said that. I don’t know what triggered the woman’s suspicion. A woman traveling alone saw/heard something suspicious. She notified the aircrew. Morons on the internet attacked the woman for following the suggestion of Obama’s DHS.

I can only guess that ISIS will want to thank you, personally, for your efforts to undermine the efforts of Obama’s DHS.

Y’all might want to proof read that.

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That’s correct, SHE SAW/HEARD something.

Finally. An expert on what terrorists can and can not do while they are waiting for their bomb to explode.

I didn’t realize that jihadi terrorists were depressed. Are you sure about that? I’ve been led to believe that they looked forward to killing themselves and as many other people as they could.

Does Obama’s DHS, FBI, TSA know of your discovery? You may have saved the entire United States of American. God Bless you, my son. :smiley:

Washington Post

That’s her story.
That’s why no one can contact her.
The airline and security acted on the story she told them and it was found to be a false alarm.

Why do you feel you need to hear her story personally?
What could she reveal now that she didn’t then?
If it was actually important, then she’s guilty of aiding a terrorist. (Note: I am NOT saying he’s a terrorist)

Ouch. I hate when that happens. :slight_smile:

No, what he’s saying is that you seem unable to tell the difference between the statements “terrorists when taking a break from their terroristic activities might work on math equations” and “working on math equations constitutes reasonable grounds for suspecting a person of being a terrorist”.

And he’s right. Apparently you don’t understand that those two concepts aren’t equivalent.

You still have to ask her.

And as far as we can tell from all the available evidence, what she saw or heard was something that no reasonable person would have considered sufficient grounds for suspicion of terrorist activity. If she thought it seemed suspicious, she made a stupid mistake.

He’s trolling for a date with someone brighter than him.

Oh for fuck’s sake. I apologize for yelling, but …

WHY DO PEOPLE CONTINUE TO ENGAGE WITH DOORHINGE AS IF IT WERE AN ACTUAL PERSON?!

IT. IS. A. TROLL!

It will not reconsider its positions, respond to logic, or argue in good faith because THAT’S NOT WHAT TROLLS DO!

Since it first joined this board, it has done nothing but waddle around with its thumb up its ass doing its best impression of World’s Stupidest Human. But no … apparently the “smartest and the hippest” have convinced themselves that “No, no … if only we point out the OBVIOUS GLARING flaws in its argument then surely it will have no choice but to concede!”

JESUS CHRIST YOU PEOPLE!

'Cuz smacking down idiots is fun?

I mean, I get that the sheer waste of energy and thought upsets you, but maybe it’s best if you just don’t look.

I don’t think it’s doing an impression.

But, you see … it’s not a real idiot. Someone as stupid as doorhinge appears to be would have literally drowned in a sink or small puddle before the age of five. It certainly wouldn’t be able to turn on a device that could access the internet.