The Flying Morons - another plane delayed by a fucking idiot

they sleep all night and they work all day.

delivers on eschereal a stout blow

I did some quick differential calculations on the flight this morning and the math on this checks out!

Reported.
:smiley:

Were you flying Delta?

OMG! You’re jealous. I had no idea.

And the answer is no.

Lumberjacks in plaid shirts. :eek:

How do you know?
Has she said something?

Didn’t the original articles imply that Trump was at fault. Now it’s Obama’s fault?

Oh, the humanity and all the passengers screaming around here…

  • Herbert O. “Herb” Morrison

No.

Hahahaha. Yes it really is that simple. I’ve tried to be reasonable with you but you insist telling me what I can and can not say. I guess I don’t find your commands to be as important as you believe they are.

The woman was travelling alone but she was not alone. Because you say so. It must be true, I read it on the internet. :rolleyes:

Well, if she was alone, then that would mean there was no one sitting next to her, right? Which would logically mean the person she reported was actually a hallucination. Does “if you see something, say something” apply if it’s something only you can see? :smiley:

It depends on what the voices in your head tell you.

Cite?

Ya know, it’s Memorial Day Weekend and I just heard some neighbors playing some Arabic sounding music. :eek:

doorknob, do you think I should call 911!!??

A Muslim reported me to the police. What should I do, doorhinge?

…but that’s too hard.

call your national security and report that the Sharia law is being implemented.

(Actually, the investigating officer just laughed.)

Okay, how many no-fly lists and terrorism watch lists did that get you onto?