The Ford F-150: Al Qaeda's awesome terror weapon

[user_hostile]

I note that Al Qaeda (scroll down to the catchy “The Ultimate Mowing Machine”) seems to be running out of ideas–they need good old American knowhow: Mythbusters

"You would then need to weld on steel blades on the front end of the truck . . .They do not need to be extra sharp because with the speed of the truck at the time of impact, even a blunter edge would slice through bone very easily You may raise the level of the blades as high as the headlights. That would make the blades strike your targets at the torso level or higher.

Like a cop isn’t going to notice the “blades” on the front?

But it gets better:

"Therefore, it is important to study your path of operation before hand. The ideal location is a place where there are a maximum number of pedestrians and the least number of vehicles. In fact if you can get through to ‘pedestrian only’ locations that exist in some downtown (city center) areas, that would be fabulous.

Right out of Queer eye for Jihad Guy.

I have to ask myself with all the guns available in America, what is stopping them from committing a Mumbai? Or is it some sort of Jihadist requirement that your ratings better edge out Dirty Jobs if you want all 72 of those vegans?

But it’s not all doom and gloom at Ford:

“All advertising is good advertising,” said the Ford exec upon hearing of The Ultimate Mowing Machine article.

Now Mike Rowe can add a new tag line:

“The Ford F-150: Derka, derka, Mohammed jihad”

[Ninja_Lauren]

I’m sure no one would notice a large convoy of terrorist-driven trucks with killer death blades welded on the front. It sounds just as smart as exploding underwear. Thankfully terrorists aren’t known for their superior intellect, and most of their cartoonish ideas are a big flop.

At least they have good taste in trucks. Even the terrorists know Chevy sucks!

[user_hostile]

This showed on the radar screen: The Four Lions. Seems suspiciously true-to-life.