OK, not really next door, but two doors down, about a quarter-mile down our rural road. But you get the idea.
The house was built by one of Mr. S’s brothers, who later sold it and moved out of state. It was a nice (although small) house when the brother lived there. It has had a few owners since then, none of whom seemed particularly interested in taking care of the place. I may have referred to the most recent owners, our now-former neighbors, as “The Bumpuses,” which, if you’ve seen A Christmas Story and/or its sequel, should give you an idea of their lifestyle. A few weeks ago they packed up and left. The school bus doesn’t stop at the house anymore to pick up/drop off the passel of kids, and Mr. S’s other brother, who lives in the house between us, said that last weekend a couple of trailers were filled with household goods and taken away.
We had both admitted a fantasy of picking up the property, both as a spare building, possibly as a rental/income property, and to prevent more riffraff such as the property seems to attract from moving in.
Today we found out that the foreclosure sale is next Tuesday at the courthouse. Mr. S is going to go just to see what happens. I doubt that we’d actually be able to pick up the house on such short notice as we don’t have much for liquid assets. I’ve done a little research on how foreclosures work, and the timeline and amount needed looks beyond our means.
Here’s the kicker: Apparently the debt on the place is about $110,000. I can tell you that the property is NOT worth anything close to that. Our property was recently appraised for slightly less than that amount, and we have about 4 times the land and a much larger and better-maintained house (at least judging from the outside of the Bumpus house; I can’t imagine that as trashy as it looks from the outside, that the inside is pristine).
My questions are these:
(1) How the hell did they get that much debt on the place? Why would a bank finance such a bad idea? I don’t get the sense that the family had a lot of income.
(2) Is anyone going to be stupid enough to bid $110,000 on this dump, sight unseen? (If I’m understanding the foreclosure process correctly, a successful bidder must pay the outstanding debt, plus liens, unpaid taxes, etc.)
(3) What if no one bids on this pig in a poke?
(4) I thought foreclosure sales were supposed to be such a good deal. What am I missing in this case?