Inspired by this story:
Teddy bear collector admits $331 million fraud
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38462729/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/
If you check out your investments today
You’re sure of a big surprise.
If you check out your investments today
You’d better go in disguise.
…
Every fund manager, that’s been good
Is sure of a treat today
There’s lots of your wonderful money to steal
And financial games to play
Beneath the trees, where nobody sees
They’ll hide your cash as long as they please
Today’s the day the managers have their picnic.