The Funniest Book You Ever Read

Here I am looking for new reading material so I thought I’d ask your opinion for something light, funny and warm and fuzzy.

A couple I can give you …

“Only Forward” by Michael Marshall Smith.

He spends the first two pages describing crossing the room to answer the telephone.

“It was a long and arduous journey full of trials, setbacks and heroic derring-do on my part. I was almost there at one stage when I ran out of cigarettes and had to go back and get another packet.”
Anything by Nick Earles. Specifically, “Perfect Skin”

One of the characters Katie has a cat that she loves named Flag. So much so that her email address is ‘ktnflag@blah.com.au’ The main character Jon through a series of mis-adventures accidentally treads on Flag and causes serious damage. When he is reflecting he looks at himself in a mirror and says “Oh God, I killed half her email address!”

One that you definitely have to find and read. It’s an aussie author so look hard :slight_smile:

Give me more suggestions.

Any book by Dave Barry.

[aside: Mods, is this going to be in IMHO before the week is over?]

The most funny book(s) I ever read are the 5 parts of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy.

Close the thread now, I’ve won :wink:

Actually Coldfire, the funniest book I’VE ever read is the first Straight Dope book.

Thank you. I do believe I’VE won.

I second the hitchhiker’s books. Also, the Phantom Tollbooth.

murder gets a life, ann george.
i laughed so hard i couldn’t see the book any more. murder,
southerners, and sisters, who could ask for more?

i agree with iampunha, dave barry is always a good choice.

Any book with a Kender is going to be full of laughs.

There are passages in Infinite Jest (by David Foster Wallace) that are hysterical. But if you want “light, funny and warm and fuzzy”, gather all the copies of IJ in one place and then go to the opposite side of the planet.

Bored of the Rings

The funniest parody I’ve ever read, especially the part with Tim Benzedrine and Hashberry. Gasp-for-air hilarious.

Sigh. I wish I could be more original. But I’d have to go with Jerome K. Jerome’s Three Men in a Boat.

ANYTHING by Terry Pratchett in the Discworld series…

naked by David Sedaris. I usually bring a book to classes so I can stay awake and look like I’m doing work and still not pay attention. I once disrupted the class by laughing much too loud.

Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris. His latest book, I’m reading it now, I’m in stitches.

(basically, anything by David Sedaris)

A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again by David Foster Wallace. It’s a collection of “essays and arguments”, half of which are hilarious, the other half of which can put you to sleep. If he’s written something on a journalism assignment, you’re guaranteed to laugh every time your attention is drawn to a footnote.

And what the hell, while I’m at it, I mentioned this in another thread about two or three weeks ago, but: The Princess Bride by William Goldman

the hitchhiker’s series are definitely great as is The Princess Bride, but I still say the two(oops, make that three) most hilarious books in the world are
I’ll Take It by Paul Rudnick
The Queen and I by Sue Townsend and of course…
Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole.

National Lampoon’s DOON! A parody of the movie version IIRC. Hilarious!

“I then wish to be known as Pall Mauve’bib”

“He is the Kumquat Hagendas”

I’d love to find that book again.

V.

Anything by Terry Pratchett is wonderful. One I highly recommend is Pratchett’s collaberation with Neil Gaiman, Good Omens. It’s hilarious.

I also recommend the script of “The Collected Works of William Shakespeare in 97 Minutes” by the Reduced Shakespeare Company. I saw them in London and… beyond hilarious.

One of the funniest lines I’ve ever read in a book is from Candide, by Voltaire. “What a misfortune to be without testicles.”

Admittably not as funny out of context.

andygirl

Uklele, I love you! I love this book. You should read the variation on it by Connie Willis, “To Say Nothing of the Dog,” which won the Hugo last year. Hilarious take on Jerome K. Jerome and time travel.

Puckey!

My vote goes to A Short History of A Small Place by T.R. Pearson. He captures southern speech patterns perfectly, but I guess as a native of Fuquay-Varina, NC, he should. Sadly, his second and third books don’t live up to Short History.

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It’s 12:35 am where I am, and perhaps my senses are dull. Watch this be a clever script reference that I should have picked up on and laughed about.

Um, what?

Also by Douglas Adams’ Dirk Gentley’s Holistic Detective Agency books.

I highly recommend a series of books containing short stories by Spider Robinson about a bar called Callahan’s.