The gall of the Enron board.

And when the company was in its death throes, ordinary employees’ portfolios were frozen - they couldn’t sell their stock. Meanwhile, the top execs were unloading their stock as fast as they could.

Nice.

Socialists don’t know the difference between cheap and expensive. As they understand it, wealth falls from the sky, and someone stole their share while they were napping.

This is why I try to sleep as little as possible. You never know when a plane carrying gold is going to blow up in mid air.

You’ve got it wrong. Money grows on trees.

Sheesh. Gotta tell you everything!