The God-damn media is fucking with our minds!!!

Here it is, 11:40 CST, and we still don’t have an answer on who is going to be the next President!

Don’t put it off on a slow count, from Florida? WTF don’t they count those first?

It’s all for dramatic effect, you know who the fuck wins…

The real buttfuck of it all is that Nader has definitely shoved a dildo up Gore’s ass and fucked him runnin’.

You said it, bro’

OHMYFUCKINGOD!!!

It’s 20,000 votes difference in Florida, and 7,000 in Iowa.

Unfuckingbelievable…

I can’t believe the whole goddamn world is holding their collective breath over these few votes.

It’s enough to make ya crazy

And 10,000 in Wisconsin.

Actually, I think the networks are as much in the dark as everyone else. If they were able to come out and make the call (and make it stick) even a few minutes before anyone else, they’d do it. Just for bragging rights.

But, that said, it’s a helluva show to watch.

That is the funniest image I’ve had in my head all night long.

Now picture it with some wild orgasmic facial expression on Nader’s slack-eyed face and you will be inside my head.

Why does Nader always look so damned depressed-like someone just ran over his grandmother?

Ah, so that’s what the whole Corvair thing is about.

Speaking of the media–did anyone hear keep track of all the metaphors and similies Dan Rather used during the initial coverage?

Here, not hear. Sorry about that. I’m typing this in the middle of my Math lab…

I asked a local Nader supporter about this the other day. Apparently, he has Bell’s palsy, which limits his facial movements and expressions. So there you go.