I have three for alcoholism- “alcohol treatment”, “Alcohol addiction help”, “Alcohol Addiction”…wait, that last one says I can save on alcohol addiction…and includes info on the top retailers.
I don’t think it takes all that much research to figure out how to make alcoholism a bit cheaper…
“What’s the word?”…
The other one is for “rapid drug detox in Vegas”. Sadly it doesn’t tell me how to be a junkie for less $$.
Big deal! I get a dozen emails a day telling me my penis is too small.
This reminds me of the thread I did about my crazy cousin’s idea that he could rehab in Vegas. Or maybe kill himself there – his sister spouted the rehab idea, I figured he was going there to drink himself to death.
[QUOTE=Will Repair]
Big deal! I get a dozen emails a day telling me my penis is too small.
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Then you better pay attention!
[QUOTE=swampbear]
Well, let’s just hope you never need advice on your decor or a new hairdo. :D…
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Ah, well yes, I had sort of meant to make that very joke but decided not to risk it without a lot of smileys.
Heh, folks, I’m now getting ads for how to train as some kind of therapist or counsellor. Hmmm, there could be money in this, methinks. 
I’m confused, given that I thought that the OP was (a) homosexual and (b) known to complain about having his ass kicked in online poker by blithering idiots who didn’t understand the first thing about the game. Don’t remember anything much about drinking though.
[QUOTE=Malacandra]
Don’t remember anything much about drinking though.
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Don’t worry, we’re working on that one.
Yeah, I currently have at the bottom of the page: “Pride Institute, Gay specific alcohol and drug treatment”, “Eliminate Alcohol Craving”, “Have a Drinking Problem?”, and “Addicted to Drugs?”. That last one invites me to go to rehab in Taos, New Mexico.
[QUOTE=Captain Socks]
Yeah, I currently have at the bottom of the page: “Pride Institute, Gay specific alcohol and drug treatment”, “Eliminate Alcohol Craving”, “Have a Drinking Problem?”, and “Addicted to Drugs?”. That last one invites me to go to rehab in Taos, New Mexico.
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Taos is nice. You should consider that Socks.
[QUOTE=bbs2k]
Don’t worry, we’re working on that one.
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What one?
I snort the nose Lucifer. Banana, banana.
[QUOTE=Malacandra]
I’m confused, given that I thought that the OP was (a) homosexual and (b) known to complain about having his ass kicked in online poker by blithering idiots who didn’t understand the first thing about the game. Don’t remember anything much about drinking though.
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I only drink when I’m having gay sex at the poker table so I have no idea how Google picked up on it!
[QUOTE=Otto]
I only drink when I’m having gay sex at the poker table so I have no idea how Google picked up on it!
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Doesn’t that violate some sort of collusion rule?
[QUOTE=Malacandra]
Don’t remember anything much about drinking though.
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That’s how you know you have a problem.
[QUOTE=Otto]
They’re all “LGBT mental health and alcohol treatment” combined with “Come party in Vegas!”
Mixed messages, Google. Simultaneously leading me into and out of temptation.
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They’re on to you, buddy.
d&r
[QUOTE=asterion]
Doesn’t that violate some sort of collusion rule?
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It depends on what definition of “all in” you’re using.