Ran across this in another forum I frequent; the OP claims to be the discoverer and decoder of said texts. I think it sets things down beautifully, myself.
Alternate link if the first one doesn’t work:
http://twc.sshunet.nl/~djstronk/ircbible/index.html
As another poster in the other forum said, “I can’t wait for the great Netsplit of the Apocalypse!”