The great crime cook-off

Who would win a cook-of between the Italian Mafia, the Yakuza and the Triads?

I’m thinking of these as the ‘A’-division of culinary gangsters. Anyone else worthy of a mention?

What would be the killer meal?

You should throw the Crips and Bloods in, you might get some good soul food or some kick a$$ BBQ.

Eh…I’m thinking the Russian Mafia get to stay home for this competiton. Unless someone can give me a reciepe that makes them worthy of entry.