The great un-American pastime -or- Thwarted at the sporting goods store

Where can I get a baseball that isn’t made in China?

Maybe in Canada. That’s where the best teams are. Or in Latin America. That’s where the best players are from:

At the sporting goods store. Just find those really expensive Rawlings Official Major League baseballs. They’re assembled in Costa Rica from components from the U.S.

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