I give you the Kaba-Kick.
Wow. I came in here thinking it was a real question, and planning to put in my vote for the Crayola crayon, or perhaps the Lego.
But I stand in awe of the Kaba-Kick. If there’s one thing wrong with kids today, it’s that they don’t get the urge to shoot themselves in the head nearly early enough.
This will certainly be a fascinating toy for children with real guns in their house, especially. ‘Bobby, you lose! Bobby? Bobby?’
That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.
Dayum! I think this might be an example of what overpopulation does to a society…
I want one.
OMG! That is…that is… unbelievable. I just stared for a moment in open-mouthed horror.
Like FisherQueen, I was prepared to open this thread and profess my undying love of Weebles or Crayons, but this just rendered me speechless.
Actually, I’ve said quite a lot to be speechless. Sorry.
FB
Oh my. And I thought America was supposed to be the violent, stupid society. I’m sure someone will find a way to blame this on us, however.
Its Christopher Walken’s fault.
hmph, what’s wrong with a Slinky for cryin’ out loud?
This made me laugh out loud.
I seem to recall a number of years ago a juice pop shaped like a gun. Yes, it was a clear plastic gun filled with colored sugar water you drank by sticking the barrel into your mouth and squeezing the gun.
What’s next? White candies labeled “Vicodin” in faux prescription bottles? The Barbie Wrist-Cutting Play Set?
I’m sure this mock-death fad started with the candy cigarettes years ago…
Wow, how rediculous. Although I wonder what it says about me that I used to play Russian Roulette with cap guns when I was a kid.
I’ve matured since, I swear it!
I was going to vote for wooden blocks.
I think that plastic has destroyed the children’s toy industry (Lego excepted). Toys that can only do one thing are pointless and bore the kids after 10 minutes.
Man, that’s the greatest thing I’ve seen all week. I want one.
But yeah, those who know me well would know my vote goes to the slinky spring.
~ Isaac
PS This is obviously America’s fault.
Etch a sketch.
It’s hard to top the Candy Syringe.
Don’t know what happened to the coding there.
I want one for work. Great for staff to chastise themselves for a dumb blunder. And safer than the S&W version.
I wonder what it says about you that you played that knowing (?) that it would go off everytime.
I don’t see what the big freaking deal is. There have been guns around which pop out “BANG!” flags for years, but somebody puts a couple of feet in one and you guys get all squirrelly.
Clearly, the best toy ever is the Nintendo Entertainment System (or Famicom if you prefer)