The Greatest Job in America

Found this online at Business Insider

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/ofc/4031083041.html

Some first-class douche advertising executive* is looking for a new personal assistant, and he posted the above advertisement on Craigslist, a hilarious ad that contained such gems as the following quotes:

Rich then invites the interested applicant** to visit http://work4rich.com/ and apply. This website contains a series of 6-7 challenges based on the skill sets that Rich thinks is important for his assistant to have, and ends with you sending a 140-character tweet to Rich as to why he should hire you.

It’s a pretty interesting test and I did OK on it… sucked at the remembering names part, think I did well at organizing pencils by color. Unfortunately, the only way you get “graded” is by having Rich respond to your tweet - and he might be getting too many applications right about now. (No, I did not send a tweet.)

Regardless of how I would do on his test, all the money in the world couldn’t get me to work for a d-bag like that.

*Yes, I know - “first class douche” and “advertising executive” are redundant. Sue me.
** And, really - aren’t we all just a little bit interested by now?

I don’t know, he sounds fun to me…

I just clicked on that link from my tablet and got a red screen that declared “That mobile device don’t work4rich. Get a real machine.” He is a dick.

I just get a gray screen.

Scene: Walking down the hall of my old job, with a good friend and co-worker.

Friend says “I just heard about the greatest job ever.”
I replied: “Blow job tester?”

:slight_smile:

Checked the link. Damn, this reads like something from Thoraxcorp.com.

No, I never thought I’d be mentioning Thoraxcorp.com on a Straight Dope post. Wonders never case.

No, I’m not going to apply. I do have some restraint, y’know.

I quit when I was asked to transcribe a voicemail from the Micro-Machines guy.

I put down “Some dick called”

Humans created Donald Trump.
He rebelled.
There are many copies.
Some are brainwashed into believing they are unique.
And they have a Plan.