Some first-class douche advertising executive* is looking for a new personal assistant, and he posted the above advertisement on Craigslist, a hilarious ad that contained such gems as the following quotes:
Rich then invites the interested applicant** to visit http://work4rich.com/ and apply. This website contains a series of 6-7 challenges based on the skill sets that Rich thinks is important for his assistant to have, and ends with you sending a 140-character tweet to Rich as to why he should hire you.
It’s a pretty interesting test and I did OK on it… sucked at the remembering names part, think I did well at organizing pencils by color. Unfortunately, the only way you get “graded” is by having Rich respond to your tweet - and he might be getting too many applications right about now. (No, I did not send a tweet.)
Regardless of how I would do on his test, all the money in the world couldn’t get me to work for a d-bag like that.
*Yes, I know - “first class douche” and “advertising executive” are redundant. Sue me.
** And, really - aren’t we all just a little bit interested by now?