“These sprouts are grown with the conscious awareness of the interconnectedness of everything and all life”
Wait, so is it the sprouting beans that groove on the interconnectedness of everything, or the humans growing them? If it’s the beans, they’re obviously advanced intelligent life and it is murder to cut their sprouting lives short and eat them.
What a vegan conundrum. 
I don’t know what that link is, but it made my browser shit the bed, three times.
I, for one, welcome the coming reign of sapient bean sprouts.
Our current lizard-folk overlords are not scary or crazy enough.
Guardian article about contracting E. coli from bean sprouts.
Do beans speak different languages?
Some of those beans are really old. They’re has beans.
Dude, you weren’t supposed to eat them, man! You were supposed to smoke them- like in a bong, man.
“What do you know about the beans?” Neil asked nervously.
Am I the only person who thought the Subject Line read “The nipples are getting worse?”
I personally like to read all the store brand labels at Publix, because whoever wrote them majored in punnery. Some examples off the top of my head: The generic cheese-its say “Cheese on down the road”. The generic wheat thins say “Wheat your heart out”.
Dumber? Maybe. Funnier? Probably not.
Sure…haven’t you heard of the French Foreign Legumes?
Beans are Borg.
were they sprouted from free range beans?
yeah nothing beats a Bronner soap label.
It means that the sprouts were grown in a pile of shit. That’s the connection between the animal that produced the shit and the sprouts that consumed it.
Better than:
Bean There, Dung That
I thought we had programs to control the feral hippie population.
edit: Oh wait, I might be thinking of hipsters - sorry.
Beans, beans, the musical fruit…
My girlfriend. She’s Canadian, you probably wouldn’t know her.