Yeah, but which Earth is it? The one in the Milky Way or the one in Andromeda? The state motto of Andromeda Colorado is “We make really shitty knives!”
For “stupider”, though, I’d nominate the allergy warning on the last box of shredded wheat I bought. In case you missed “Shredded wheat” on every one of the box’s six sides, usually accompanied by “100% whole wheat”, there was the small print on one side: “ALLERGY WARNING: Contains wheat ingredients”.
I grew up in a very non-hippie household, but we at sprouts a lot cause…um…they didn’t even require DIRT to grow. We had them in jars of water on the windowsills. That’s gotta be about the easiest food in the world to NOT use pesticides on, no?