If you live in a society where equus is a food source, and you dwell tiresomely on a matter that has already been decided, does that mean you’re masturbating?
Should I make a diagram for such a stupid joke?
Hey Stockton, good to here from you (and how the fuck did you let yourself get whooshed by that. Oh yea of little faith heheh). Anyway, congratulations again on tying the knot. I wish you both the best. If ya’ll are ever bored, send me an e-mail, we’ll have a beer together or something.
Ewwwwww. Now I got that image in my mind. And for that I shall make note that from that image I proceeded to think about a dead horse dressed in a leatherman outfit being whipped by a woman covered in leather with specially places zippers. shudder
I agree (agry?). This is still the most confusing part of this riddle for me. They should have travel brochures.
“The Hotel Gry, one tenth of the way along the main highway, is only $25 a night. A wonderfully inexpensive price for lodgings so close to the roar of Niagra Falls.”
I only paid €18/night for my hostal in Madrid…
If I were working as a bellhop in a $25. a night hotel, I think I would have taken the whole $5.
Maybe the three guys only rented the hotel room for an hour.
I think the one we have is linked awfully prominently.
I mean, it is at the top of every page. 
And yet, so many people miss it…
I think you’ve got it. It’s Engrish for “unattractive”.
Hell, I’m bored (and unemployed), I’ll do it.
Think it’s worth buying a domain for?
We should see if the Straight Dope would host it.
I’d call you a sadistic beastial necrophiliac, but that would be beating a dead horse…:rolleyes:
But why would three guys want to go in a hotel room for an hour togeth- ohhh. :eek:
Did you hear about the new exposé special that was shown on Fox last night?
It turns out that Cecil Adams doesn’t really exist. He’s really a pen name for the alien that crashlanded in Roswell and is responsible for tipping off FDR to the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor and for assisting NASA in faking the moon landings.