The Hunter Biden Investigation {thread started in 2019}, Hunter Pardoned on December 1, 2024

They were never going to tell their audience (1), just that the coke was “in the White House” or “West Wing” (“they’ve heard of that, it sounds specific!”) or similar vagueness.

Ah, that makes sense. Lies and innuendo all the way. I really am stunned at how bad right-wing information sources have gotten. Thanks!

That too complicated. It’s really just:

  1. Cocaine found where the press puts their stuff
  2. It’s Hunter Biden’s cocaine

You forgot:

  1. Therefore Joe Biden is the mastermind of a global crime family.

While also being senile and incompetent.

The head doth spin.

The wingnut corners of Twitter that I see think that it was a dead drop for Hunter to pick up later. So at least some of them are trying to work the actual facts into the insanity.

Because Hunter’s the only person in DC who uses cocaine, apparently.

At least since Marion Barry died, I guess.

Call me crazy, but if I’m Hunter Biden why would I stash cocaine in a part of the west wing where hundreds of people could stumble upon it? I’d probably go up to the residence part of the building and keep it there.

Not sure of the best place for this, but this thread seems okay…

The Hunter Strikes Back

Lawyers for the president’s son Hunter Biden sent Donald Trump a cease-and-desist letter on Thursday, alleging that the former president’s frequent hostile comments about Mr Biden are defamatory and likely to inspire violence.

Future Fox News headline: “Gun-Toting Drug Addict Hunter Biden Threatens Violence Against Donald Trump”.

Not to mention, Hunter wasnt even in the White House that day.

Apropos of nothing …

If I’m Hunter Biden, how likely am I to be searched when entering (let’s say any entrance to, or part of) the White House?

When … y’know … my dad’s the President of the United States of America.

Meaning: do they even/ever search the guy?

If not, then why would even a slightly paranoid Hunter Biden feel the need to stash … his … stash on entering the WH?

Yes. I know: I’m attempting to apply reason to a wholly unreasonable hypothetical, but … if not here, then where??

Search me :wink:

Of course that’s what they’re going to say. We know the truth has to be much more conspiratorial.

Because something something woke something woke. Also the globalist deep state.

Here we go again…

Based on the CNN summary, he seems to fall into the same bucket as IRS Agent Shapley:

But if there’s a transcript of his testimony or opening statement, I’d go through it to see if there’s anything that doesn’t seem to fall under that bucket?

(In Shapley’s testimony, I did feel like Lesley Wolf’s activities merited further investigation.)

Just saw this on Twitter, and I’m wondering if this all has been confirmed? Jeff Tiedrich is too partisan to trust without verifying.


@itsJeffTiedrich

listen up, stupids: there is no “Hunter Biden laptop.” what exists is a disembodied hard drive that Rudy Giuliani farted on. here’s a dose of reality: someone hacked Hunter Biden’s iPhone. they stole his data and downloaded it to a laptop. “a” laptop — not “Hunter Biden’s” laptop. the hackers mixed some of Hunter Biden’s actual data with a lot of faked bullshit. forensic analysis has proved this. this laptop’s hard drive made its way to Rudy Giuliani. the drive may have also passed through the hands of as many as 40 people. your so-called “evidence” is fucking worthless. go read up about ‘chain of custody’ and get back to me. meanwhile, sit the fuck down and stop making noise, you sound like a weird obsessed loser

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I’d be skeptical of those assertions. From Hunter’s own lawyers:

At no time did any individual…have Mr. Biden’s consent to access his computer data or share it with others.

Bolding added.

If someone is saying that it’s information from his phone, that’s contrary to Team Biden’s public statements.

I wouldn’t put to much weight on that word choice. A modern smart phone is a computer.