Willy McDuff: (holding up the Gobstopper) Behold, the culmination of imagination and ingenuity—the Anti-Graffiti Gobstopper! A sweet so powerful, it can make anyn room sparkle without lifting a finger. But it seems, our friend, The Unknown, would rather use it for… less tidy purposes.
The Unknown: (sneering) That’s right, McDuff. Imagine the chaos, the absolute power of turning tidiness into turmoil. Hand it over, and I might consider sparing your precious lab.
(The audience gasps, tension mounting as the two adversaries stand ready.)
Willy McDuff: (resolute) In the spirit of imagination and the pursuit of joy, I cannot let that happen. If it’s a showdown you want, it’s a showdown you’ll get!
(Suddenly, the room transforms into a battlefield of lights and lasers. Willy uses a device resembling a futuristic remote, activating traps and illusions around the lab to thwart The Unknown’s advances.)
The Unknown: (dodging a beam of light) You think these parlor tricks will stop me? I’ve come too far to be foiled now!
(He retaliates with his own device, shooting beams of light towards Willy, who
skillfully evades them, using the lab’s inventions as shields and counters.)
Willy McDuff: (with a twinkle in his eye) It’s not about stopping you with tricks, but with creativity! For every dark intention, there’s a light of innovation ready to shine through!
(Willy activates a machine that releases a dazzling display of holographic images, momentarily disorienting The Unknown. Seizing the opportunity, Willy sets the Anti-Graffiti Gobstopper into a contraption that amplifies its clean-up capabilities, sending a wave of sparkling cleanliness towards The Unknown, neutralizing his device and rendering him harmless.)
The Unknown: (stumbling, caught in the sparkling wave) No! My plans, thwarted by… tidiness?!
(The guests cheer as The Unknown is gently swept up by a robotic vacuum,
humorously ending the confrontation.)