The Illuminati present the Willy Wonka Experience

Tuns we got. Just have to work out what a cartchy is. Sounds like dried fish.

Willy’s Chocolate Experience is bound for Los Angeles as a “tongue-in-cheek” event with comedians and chocolate. Just kidding, the ticket price doesn’t include chocolate, but it does include two free jelly beans.

I dunno, a tongue-in-cheek scam is still a scam.

Here’s a video review of one of the “books” the experience’s “creator” “wrote”. It’s quite hilarious.

He’s gonna break that laptop.

Billy Coull has been convicted of providing an unsolicited willy experience from his phone.

Apparently no word yet on whether the unsolicited nude photos he sent to a woman were AI-generated.

Well, how many fingers did his dick have?

Two dining tables and a swan.