- keys
- teddy bear
- family quilt
- corn
- fingerprint
- comb kazoo
- dolphin
- sugar
- clothes
- watch the morning shows
- Keys
- Rocking horse
- Linens
- Popcorn
- Fingerprints
- Pots
- Man
- Milk
- Car
- Read paper
- keys
- train
- quilt
- spinach
- take fingerprints
- spoons
- man
- milk
- cell phone
- sleep in
- keys
- train
- linens
- corn
- fingerprint
- spoons
- human
- milk
- car
- sleep in
- Keys
- Train set
- Towels
- Popcorn
- Fingerprint
- Bottom of trash can
- Human
- Cool Whip
- Car
- Read the dope
- Keys
- Train
- Quilt
- Corn
- Fingerprint
- Comb
- Dolphin
- Milk
- Car
- Sleep in
- keys
- dollhouse
- dress
- popcorn
- interrogate
- tabletop
- dolphin
- paper
- computer
- exercise
- car keys
- a doll
- Linens
- beef
- fingerprint them
- oatmeal carton (into a drum)
- dolphin
- undershirts
- cars
- watch TV
- Keys
- Wooden train
- Tablecloth
- Corn
- Mug shot
- Comb
- Chimpanzee
- Paper
- Car
- Masturbate
- Keys
- Doll
- Quilt
- Popcorn hull
- Fingerprint
- Comb
- Dolphin
- Milk
- Car
- Sleep
-
Key
-
Sled
-
Quilt
-
Gummi candy
-
Take fingerprints
-
Pencil
-
Dolphin
-
Light bulbs
-
Pillow
-
Read the newspaper
-
House key if key isn’t sufficient enough.
-
As drumsticks
- keys
- toy train
- linens
- popcorn
- fingerprint
- pots
- human
- milk
- car
- sleep
- keys
- teddy bear
- towels
- spinach
- fingerprint
- comb and wax paper
- dog
- toothpaste
- purse
- read the newspaper
- Keys
- A nutcracker
- Linens
- Popcorn
- Take their fingerprints
- A comb
- Humans
- Milk
- A car
- Read a paper
- Keys
- Train
- linens
- Spinach
- Fingerprint
- pencil
- Dolphin
- Milk
- Car
- Read the paper
- Keys
- Doll
- Quilt
- Corn
- Fingerprint
- Paper towel roll
- Man
- Flour
- Car
- Read the Newspaper
- Keys
- Rocking Horse
- Jewelry
- Corn
- Interrogate them
- Pencil
- Dolphin
- Toothpaste
- Car
- Cook Breakfast
Nor do I, apparently…
- keys
- jack in the box
- diary
- corn on the cob
- fingerprint
- empty paper towel tube
- man
- toilet paper
- car
- read
Apparently, a lot of Dopers can afford to buy a new car just because they’re tired of the old one.