The lady in the Polident commercial

Well, lets just call these the colgate incidents.

No one knew I had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.

My only experience with Polident is when I accidentally hit my neighbor’s pet parrot with my car.

You’ll wonder where the yellow went
When you soak your teeth in Polident.

My favorite one so far.

Moved to MPSIMS.

Well mainly in that they don’t have carries in them, and don’t need root canal therapy.

Bats. Dentures coming out.

[SAM KINISON ] " … I like the way you think" [/SAM KINISON ]