Everything changed when her mom and mine had a squirrel. *
You aren’t comfortable with a man until you wrestle.
I want to get my teaching cordenshels.
*Can you guess what this was supposed to be?
Quarrel?
These are great! Thanks so much for sharing.
Score!
Either that or a squabble. Or a hybrid of the two. :o
Haha, I always love this thread. 
I find these posts redundant, as if they said the same thing and stuff.
It’s deja vu all over again!
Love child?
flipper baby? (you need to know Kids in the Hall movies to get this reference)
Depending on the case, either leaving Spell Check on automatic or not using it at all.
Maybe this is a case of bestiality and it IS supposed to be ‘squirrel’.
That must have hurt.
These came up on my ‘stupidest things people say/write’ calendar last week:
[ul][li]Socrates did not want to go to another city because he was afraid of being ostrichized.[/li][li]Plato’s ideal state is bound to fail, for a listless end of reasons.[/ul][/li]Gathered from papers market at Western University, London, Ontario
Eh. Socrates was just putting his head in the sand. Nothing to be afraid of…
This just might be the most profound description of a politically failed state that I’ve ever read. 
Nah, they just got hooked on squirrel meat, that’s all.
Cannibalism! :eek:
The book “The Squirrel has Two Mommies”
Speaking of squirrels, this sign was just asking for it.
Who knew it was so easy!
Prepare for profundity:
Food can change the world; it can feed those who are hungry.