ALong with my best friend, I’ve become weirdly addicted to Law & Order, in every flavor. It started with Criminal Intent, which I checked out to watch Goldblum, but then I checked out D’onofrio and fell in LOVE with Goren… now I’m in love with SVU (Munch is my favorite, love him to death) and then the original, mostly for Sam Waterston. And Steven Hill, because I think it’s possible that he’s the most thoroughly believable character I have ever seen on TV in my entire life.
ANYWAY…
I have some questions about the law they talk about on the show, and the inconsistencies. (And yes, I’m fully aware that this is TV and they mess with lots of things for TV’s sake… first and foremost timelines!! Arrested monday, in trial on Friday and still gathering new evidence! Give me a break!)
The number one question I have is regarding “spousal privilege”. First of all, my understanding, which is entirely casual and comes from TV, is that spouses may refuse to testify against one another - it’s a choice, not a mandate. However, on SVU (perhaps on the others, but I just watched a Criminal Intent that was different) they talk about it as though, like it or not, chosen or not, communications between spouses are as sacrosanct as doctor/patient or priest/penitent. Am I confusing testifying itself with WHAT they testify to? (i.e. Wife can testify that she saw hubby with bloody knife, can’t testify that he told her he killed someone). Can someone clear this up? Is this just bad writing on L&O, or different laws, different standards… I need to know! Particularly since, as I said, on CI I just watched them set up a guy so that his wife would be willing to testify against him, and the issue of “spousal privilege” was never mentioned at all.
Second… if what in California we call “Superior Court” is known in New York as “Supreme Court” (the title cards always refer to it that way and it’s not appellate, it’s just court) - what does New York call what WE in Cali call the “Supreme Court” (which is the state version of the federal SC - the court of last resort, post appeal).
Third… again, I know it’s TV, so reassure me: it’s just for TV that the judges are always tossing slam-dunk evidence on some paper thin complaint, right?
Random example: tossing the gun that we know for sure was the murder weapon because when the cops were arresting the guy for a legit parole violation - he kept looking at his open gym bag, cop goes and nudges the bag, says “you don’t mind if I look, do ya?” doesn’t get a no, looks inside, finds gun used in the different crime. Judge says, gun suppressed, no probable cause.
Example two: take in a guy for questioning on a rape, not arrested. Victim says he has a prince albert piercing. Cops give the guy boatloads of beverages. Guy asks to use the loo. Cops go with, take a leak side by side. Note the piercing. Guys lawyer goes on a rant about how the whole thing will be tossed out. Would it?
There’s lots of examples, those just popped into my mind.
Third: What’s the difference between arraignment and indictment? Do all crimes require a grand jury to indict? Isn’t that pretty time and labor-intensive? If not, when are grand juries involved and when are they not?
Fourth: types of defense. There’s been a number of times when the defense attorneys want to use some novel defense and they need to justify it with the judge in advance. Really?
Finally, not a question, just a little rant: American citizens are guaranteed a fair trial. The job of a defense attorney is NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT to “get the client off”! The job of the defense attorney is to PROTECT THE RIGHTS OF THE ACCUSED and see to it that they receive the fair trial to which they are entitled. It sets my teeth on edge to hear the remarks on this show and many others and all over the place that the job of the defense attorney is to get their client off or to otherwise “win”. NO. NOT. I won’t argue against the idea that it’s the defense attorney’s job to win if their client is innocent…yeah, don’t get your innocent client locked up for something they didn’t commit, you should strive for that. But since a whole bunch of your clients are actually guilty, it’s kinda fucked up to view your job as making sure they escape legitimate justice and pretty much a violation of your oath as an officer of the court, in spirit if not in fact. Just because you represent the accused doesn’t mean you aren’t there to uphold and administer justice, whether it works in your favor or not.
This is particularly crazy-making when some avalanche of irrefutable evidence exists that proves beyond any sane doubt that the person in question is guilty, but the defense attorney is bending themselves into pretzels trying to find ways to get them off. WTF? Bend over backwards to make sure that everything happens fairly and correctly and do your best… but why would you even THINK of securing a “not guilty” verdict by any means you can get away with when you know that your client likes to chop up children? Yeesh!
Anyway, thanks for the enlightenment.