I’m Kate, except I’m a dude, and I never bat my freakin’ eyelashes at nobody.
I’m Hurley. Huh, I never would’ve picked Hurley for Frosted Mini-Wheats.
I’m no damned Shannon! I’m better than her! She’s spoiled and rude–what do you people know? And I’m not pouting! Jerks. 
I’m Shannon.
I feel kind of insulted.
I was Charlie. I thought it was going to come out Hurley.
A day later, I am Kate.
Can’t wait to see what I am the next time…